Much like the JFK eternal flame, the Trump presidential library will be a building perpetually kept on fire, with a bunch of tweets graffiti'd on the walls and the "this is fine" dog in there somewhere.

At least you can keep your iPod. All Zunes have been systematically melted and repurposed for the war effort.

He actually spent two years in prison after posing as a rep for Madonna and convincing a store in New York to loan him $2.4 million worth of jewelry in 2007, and he was sued in 2014 for posing as Oprah Winfrey’s nephew so he could get Juicy Couture handbags and—of all things—Cheesecake Factory gift cards.

She's strictly an actor, though. Howerton's also a writer and executive producer.

John Oliver is a perfectly reasonable excuse for not being able to get your website up, FCC, no shame in that. I use the same excuse for my manhood all the time.

What an insult this article is to the people who actually read it (i.e. this thread).

They used to call him Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Depp.

Well as you can see from the rest of the comments here, we all watched them, we care about them deeply, and you're not invited to our sleepover

With great power comes great intra-company tie-ins.

Zeppelin STILL sounds like a great time. Now come on kids, let your mother go to church by herself today. Daddy's old records will introduce you to a whole new religious experience.

There's a time and a place to make jaw-droppingly ignorant comparisons of one's privileged life to slavery as described in Toni Morrison's Beloved, and that is in your AP lit class at your blindingly white suburban high school.

FAKE BREWS

That is pretty disgusting. Answering emails was never a part of the slave's work. No one could answer emails until Abraham Lincoln invented the internet.

Whereas to be cool you have to be super into PBR and superfoods, opposite poles of the douchebag bar magnet.

Age is certainly part of it, but the particular cocktail of youth, drugs, and conflict that gave us the batshit brilliance of Relationship of Command is probably not reproducible (a good thing for all involved's personal lives, but apparently not the music).

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And life is a fucking nightmare ♫

Linkin Park sucks, but unlike most of the late '90s - early '00s nü-metal crowd, I never thought they were malicious. They seem like perfectly nice young men (well, not so young anymore) just doing their best to make mediocre music, God bless 'em.

Let's give 'em a Hand

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Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our crowd get so small
And why is Spicer taking a shit on the national mall? ♫

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