Neither this or the GQ article contains the line "Being Brad is the Pitts," and thus the decline of journalism continues.

“Defendants lead U.S. consumers to believe that the Todos Santos Hotel is associated with the Eagles and, among other things, served as the inspiration for the lyrics in ‘Hotel California,’ which is false,” the complaint reads.

Well, it's not quite a murderer, it's not quite a puppet, but ma-ha-ha-han! Heh heh! So, to answer your question, I don't know.

You'll keep those briefings on or wear a towel, Mister.

Well, Lahren and Beck probably won’t be friends

Very clever, but I don't think Hop on Pop can help us now.

If a Pine makes a joke in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it affect the DCEU?

Oooooooh! Puns, puns, puns!

Well, the lawsuits come in and they don't stop comin'
Broke lots of rules now our anchors are runnin'

Oh, I get it. You mean like when a dude says he's "self-made" when his father gave him a $1 million loan?

And were people seriously expecting fucking Jimmy Fallon to play hardball? At least SNL has the pretense of being satirical.

Modern historians agree that the only person who could have stopped the Civil War is Axl Rose.

That's quite a troll toll. And given his affinity for boys', uh … I think I've found an Always Sunny reference I don't want to finish.

It has jumped the Stark multiple times, yes.

The joke was a response to another joke that didn't do so well: "Nate Silver told me that joke had a 74.1% chance of killing. I believed you, Nate." So it didn't actually say anything about a "faulty" prediction. You could also read it as a commentary on the foolishness of putting full trust in probabilities.

If you see a big thing in the sky, run for it

Say what you will about Kim Ja Rule, but he at least was somewhat interested in stability, if only to maintain decent relations with the People's Republic of Holla Holla. I'm more concerned about his hothead son Kim Ja Un.

This will stand in stark contrast to the classic if controversial 1938 Roger Meyers film Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors

"I didn't read the article:" the common link between AVC commenters and the Facebook news vetting team.

Well, this has moved me to be thankful that Tom Hanks has, as of yet, not decided to funnel his movie star charisma and likability into being a megalomaniacal tech guru. We'd be even more fucked than we are now.