And it's just like the ocean of human pods filled with goo
That's the same as the slow motion of a bullet too
You got the kind of kung fu that can be so smooth, yeah
GIMME YOUR HEART
BE THE ONE
Or else get shot by a Smith

Accurately depicting Trump's full set of health defects would be a terrible strain on the animators' wrists.

Sullivan, you chode!

Is what this should be called if Hayden Christensen were the adult Christopher Robin. It's still good, it's still good.

Now We Are Sith

These internet police aren't fucking around. They went back in time to catch late '90s Dennis Miller!

This is the sort of personal connection across layers of ignorance that the inventors of the internet dreamed of.

Some plebes might say "Dick in a Box," though that's actually about the hyper-commercialization of the holidays.

its string part was originally a sample of ”Eleanor Rigby” that Sisqó rewrote to avoid licensing the song from Michael Jackson, then owner of the publishing rights to The Beatles’ catalog.

Such high culture

Right after 9/11, Rahman mistakenly walked into then-Fox News head Roger Ailes’s office, said the suit. Ailes was so paranoid about terrorist attacks that he immediately requested a wall be constructed in his office.

NOT LENNY!!!

Israel is definitely the correct place to petition God on all those things.

You do say that. Often.

Not actual dinosaurs, silly. Just the principle voice cast of the '90s sitcom Dinosaurs.

Good to see Bob Loblaw is keeping his legal skills sharp by defending semantics to @TooFab.

Fucking professional Jenna Jameson was on the shortlist of candidates, to be fair.

You're not wrong

The ones on OKCupid are, well, middling at best.

The season as a whole was much worse. It was not because of him.