Uhhhhhh it's true that nobody but David Goyer's mother liked Blade: Trinity but Blade II is the fucking shit. It is pungent with Ron Perlman's glorious deadpan, though.

That phone hasn't been plugged in for 40 years!

They should do a bigass continuity overhaul and erase any storyline that happens after 1998, when the only (profitable) Marvel movie was Blade. He can join with the Dolph Lundgren Punisher and Howard the Duck and form a new Avengers of sorts to do battle with the mysterious Motherfuckers Always Trying to Ice-skate…

Pod goes in, podcast out. You can't explain that!

That's quite a lot of sig figs you have there, young man. I'll need to see your calculations for full credit.

The Fuck is strong with this one

I love Patton's writing. It feels like an entirely separate entity from his stand-up while still clearly coming from the same funny, thoughtful, painfully smart person.

Having not consumed any media since 2009 and with no plans to do so until 2020 or later, I am extremely excited by this development.

Either way, it seems like she's more talking about how it's not feminist in the sense prevalent in the popular imagination, where it's still treated as a fringe issue. She does say "It's a human story, because women's rights are human rights" which is an actual feminist slogan after all.

Well yeah, it's in the Bible. Although "Get thee behind me, Megyn!" didn't quite have the same flair.

I like that the Focus on the Family guy says Teen Vogue has "lost its way," as if it used to be super-Christian or something.

The surest way to tell if you're in a Netflix original comedy is if you get in trouble with some mob tough guys and one of them is Mike Birbiglia.

By far the nicest comment I've ever read about Bill Maher on The AV Club was when Keith Phipps said "Maher's too smart to make a movie this dumb" on his review of Religulous. Most people around here, on the staff and in the comments, seem to despise him.

I like that immediately under this story there's an embedded video for Bill Nye's new show with a shot of him holding a sign that says "BILL IS BACK."

“Implanted electrodes simply won’t scale,” says empathetic human person Regina Dugan.

Sorry, but if Rachel Leigh Cook isn't wearing glasses and overalls and doesn't have her hair done in an unflattering manner I can't take her opinions on mass incarceration seriously. She's clearly a prom queen, not a thoughtful outcast.

Wise moral counsel on child welfare from from "Heywood Jablowme," everybody.

GET THEE BEHIND ME, AJ

You totally chose the wrong song from Grease to try and win back public sympathy, Bill. Why not "Summer Nights"? You know, it has that one verse:

Damn. O'Neal really classing it up around here by not bothering with the obligatory stream of response tweets.