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Heigl is well cast as an uptight, emotionally unstable nutjob, furiously polishing silver and applying various night cremes with dead eyes and tightly pursed lips. Dawson, meanwhile, effortlessly embodies the “cool girl” and easily navigates her character’s twin modes of frantic and dazed as her situation gets more

Yes, I'm from MN and that's true. The Hispanic population is also getting much larger. I don't think its overall population is >90% white anymore. Wyoming is 96% white, though.

Well, it's hard to get whiter than Wyoming, MN. It's like when they named it they thought "let's just remind people there are whiter states than MN. Slightly whiter."

The most objective metric by which we can measure the relative value of two shows with vastly different settings, characters, themes, and goals is to ask: as a resident of one of their primary locations, are you more likely to get asked by morons "Is [North Jersey / Baltimore] anything like [The Sopranos / The Wire]?"

It's a real sign of maturity for a white boy to go from trying to destroy rap to trying to destroy jazz.

I think I know what website you're talking about. This isn't the sort of thing to promote on your personal blog, Pastor Rick Warren!

He also didn't realize he was talking to Ainsley Earhardt and thought he was talking to Aaron Eckhart, which explains his five minute aside on how he thought London Has Fallen was totally awesome.

That guy who opens the featurette is hilarious. It's almost Bob Newhart-ian in its deadpan description of something obviously ridiculous.

Half Nelson is one of the strangest movies that actually works that I've ever seen. Very welcome departure from the tired inner city white savior movie.

You can always count on Raffi to protect kids from bands that have been around for 20 years.

Ah, to be a wild, anchorless 24-year-old again. The things I would do for Fiji water.

Hopefully this biopic will finally delve into the mystery of how Miles Davis became so revered when all his work was just slight variations on "The Farmer in the Dell."

I've at least heard Metallica mentioned in the last year, and I even kinda liked "Hardwired." Before this story I hadn't heard Korn mentioned outside of a "wasn't the late-90s nü-metal boom awful" retrospective article since like 2003.

The boy's got good hair, no denying that.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum with their families. We must boost costs up.

You could have just said "two sets of impressionable kids."

Oh sure, when Bryan Cranston spies on Jennifer Garner from across the street it gets festival accolades, but when I do it I have to hang out with Ben Affleck.

We nearly lost an estimated 10 million photos of white girls with dreads, native headdresses, and hula hoops flashing the peace sign.

The original Alien theatrical trailer is still one of the most profoundly unsettling trailers ever made, and is a work of art in and of itself. There's no plot details, no dialogue, almost no music, and almost no hint of the creature itself. Just slowly-building dread ending in chaos: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I just wish I could be a fly on the wall in Tomi Lahren's future job interviews where she has to explain to her potential employers that TheBlaze is NOT a weed dispensary.