♫ He lies and says there's no service charge
Can't find a better scam ♫

There are some who say you can still hear the haunted screams of late-90s stars as you walk past the old TRL studio. The syncopated wails of the Backstreet Boys, the nasal shrieks of Good Charlotte, the smug ghost of Carson Daly … actually that is Carson Daly, he's just pretty emaciated these days.

The only thing I ever think of when Geraldo comes up is that exchange at the police office in The Naked Gun 2 1/2:

John Oliver continues to be a public figure with a weekly show who says things that can be easily summarized in headlines, yes.

Don't forget the non-idle hours

For her part, Jones’ ex-wife, who is seeking full custody of their three children, doesn’t think he’s joking. In her testimony at a pre-trial hearing as reported in The Austin American-Statesman, she said, “He’s not a stable person. He says he wants to break Alec Baldwin’s neck. He wants J-Lo to get raped"

Well even if they had an unbiased lineup of Trump vs. Obama's actual numbers for time spent golfing, it wouldn't really matter. In their mindset, black men engage in leisure activity because they're lazy. White men do the same thing to "do business."

Youtube sleuths: our last line of defense against enjoying things.

Fuck the AV Club for prioritizing a band that has put out new music sometime in the past 15 years.

Aw, you'll do better next time. Hang in there!

The hot take was in the article accusing it of being a hot take all along.

I read some of the comments on Korn's FB page, because I use my time wisely, and the number of comments along the lines of "this 12-year-old kid isn't good enough for Fieldy!" is pretty sad. The son of a bassist for a band that is, if nothing else, very technically proficient will do fine with your nü-metal stylings,…

As with all fedora enthusiasts in modern times, she's been holed up in her parents' basement spending all day on reddit.

From gamely poking fun at herself in BoJack Horseman to a shitty Star Wars ripoff side character, this is Jessica Biel's voice acting career.

I expect this kind of drivel from the New York Times, but the Post?

I expect when the full trailer comes out they'll reveal Luke finishing the "It's time for the Jedi … to end" line with a Joker laugh.

I hate every friend I see
From Chandler B to Joey T
Oh why can't Ross just eat them and be freeeeeee

Oooh are we gonna get a Supermanual article on Trump soon?

Lance Bass isn't a superhero with a recent filmic incarnation. I don't see the relevance of this article.

His face is just a giant bottlenose that he uses to smell crime as he penetrates the deep seas.