Dolphin Lungman

Seems like a nice place to get some songwriting done.

Not all municipal problems can be solved with chokeslams. Most can, but not all.

No one wants to pass over savings!

I was never a regular viewer of The Late Show, but many of my extended family are big fans, and I have fond memories of visiting my aunt and uncle in Ohio on Thanksgiving, where she would always be on the TV at some point. To be clear, we drove from Minnesota, to Ohio, and watched a sweet old Indianan lady talk about…

Their family gatherings must be tense, with Rupert in an irritable state, sipping a Manhattan from his gold-encrusted chalice going on about tax cuts for the ultra-rich, and his firebrand sons with their modest gin gimlets causing familial rifts with their revolutionary suggestion that tax cuts also apply to the only…

If there's one standard bit of socialization every kid should have, it's being able to understand references to a space opera made two decades before they were born.

In some corners of the internet, some people are known to actually enjoy things.

In Pai’s own words, he says reversing the proposal is “a victory for Americans” who “value a moment of quiet at 30,000 feet.”

My first thought at reading that was like they were the rec center in an 80s comedy, and those damn rich kid Allies were gonna come in and turn them into ski lodges.

I think over time the humor has been less focused on the fact that these characters are assholes (though they obviously are) and more on the fact that they're utterly disconnected from reality. In the first few seasons, there were a lot more storylines that basically followed the format of "The Gang does [offensive…

… Peak? Peak, Whovian? Let me tell you something. They haven't even begun to peak. And when they do peak, you'll know. Because they're gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia's gonna feel it.

Every 100th customer will now be personally prahnked by John Mulaney with Too Much Salmonella

#feelthebernthal

Furthermore, when they broke the songs down, the chorus of “Photograph” was “about 70 percent” the same as “Amazing” in “pitch, rhythmic duration, and placement in the measure.”

The Case for Papa Smurf justifies both, though.

Whether or not the movies are any good is irrelevant. When your name is "Marc Webb" and you DO regret making Spiderman movies, you've got a full-on existential crisis to deal with.

At least with most AVC political clickbait it's reporting on something that's actually current, e.g. Trump or one of his surrogates said something stupid, let's all laugh and/or cry in fear. Whether that's worth reporting on is debatable, but at least it's tangible. This is just inane projecting of every single…

Don't worry, they're putting Geraldo on the case, and he'll work it til he's exhausted. Which will be around his 6 PM bedtime.

At the evangelical church I grew up in, there was a sermon series on The Rapture that used the Monday Night Football song, except instead of "Are you ready for some football???" they cleverly changed the lyrics to "Are you ready for The Rapture???"