Like 90% of these artists probably don't give a shit about being in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and/or are unknown to the kind of people who give a shit about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Of course he's a fan. He ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

I'LL BE BECK

"Of course. I'm a wrongful terminator."

It's got "Carry On My Wayward Son" and a reference to Ayatollah Assaholah, what more could you want you vile secularist?

The Case for Christ is second only to Mere Christianity in terms of books you're likely to give to your secular friends and have them just "give it a look, and maybe we can chat about it at Starbucks sometime" at the evangelical church I grew up in.

Seeing the Big Butt Book unaccompanied by an O'Neal byline is kind of like finding a Picasso poster at the mall as opposed to seeing Guernica in Madrid, in that I kind of want an Auntie Anne's pretzel now.

What a noble way to honor Don Rickles

Much like SNL, people constantly complain about how The AV Club hasn't been good in years or maybe ever.

Oh, there it is

WHERE'S THE OBIT, YA HOCKEY PUCKS

I bet Rey is totally gonna Entourage S7 E7 Luke back into being a Jedi.

*Harrison Ford briefly looks up, sees posters for Patriot Games and Clear and Present Danger adorning living room walls, mutters "Hah! I was in those movies!", goes back to ripping bong and watching Planet Earth*

Hit Me Bibi One More Time

Why not? The Cos is due for a comeback! Quick sanity check: does everyone else's calendar indicate that it is currently September 2014?

♫ He lies and says Neil Young is ill
Can't find a Letterman ♫

It's actually a Civil Engineer Corps training video that's been in the works since the 1950s.

God, that photo is perfect. Trump is as oblivious as ever, but there's just a glimmer of self-awareness in O'Reilly's eyes suggesting that maybe, just maybe, he's wasted his life.

A bit late for that, Pepsi. I already went out and attempted to distribute multiple 12-packs to a militarized police force last night, and … well I'm white so they just made fun of me, but still, I'm pretty steamed.

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT WICKED HAHHD, FOUAHHTEEN MOVIES IS REALLY THE BAYUH MINIMUM TA TELL THE SAWWGA OF A BUNCHA GIANT ROBAWWTS BEATIN THE PISS OUTTA EACH OTHAH