Someone on this police force needs to celebrate Michael Bolton's entire catalogue.

This is a welcome amendment to the Constitution of the United Top Models, but as long as the Banks continue to run the runway and not the other way around, it will still be subject to corporate Tyra-ny.

The most sophisticated cyborg imaginable doesn't stand a chance against a Boss Baby, likely bred in an advanced laboratory by Baby Geniuses.

"Surprising like a Fox"

Noted troll Frank Reynolds could have told you that the eggs were just a jumping off point.

Our main point of contact is the turtle on her head, who has been pretty busy being the Senate majority leader.

Poor Brendan Fraser. As if the virtual disappearance of his career wasn't enough, now he's the icon of a bunch of MRAs' mythical childhoods.

♫ Back in the '90s
I wasn't in a very famous Geeeeenie show ♫

He was born with hockey skates on. Very painful for his mother.

With his approval ratings plummeting, this will definitely bring all those erstwhile Trump-supporting victims of sexual violence back into the fold.

He wants to go on a murderous rampage against precocious kids and/or their parents but in real life, duh.

Yeah, for you stupid kids maybe. I'm the sensible adult sitting on the bench with a $20 churro.

It is a bit wearying reading the exact same generic snark on every piece of non-news on the subject, but the AVC needs the clicks, like any other site of similar content.

No, but even the Justice League is answerable to the UN Convention Against Torture

The lawsuit specifically claimed that she was "hovering too low, too J.Lo as it were," before admitting to extreme self-hatred.

I'll never get over the fact that that line was not originally in the script. It's just A Thing That Wesley Snipes Says that they added when they heard him saying it on set.

Blade: Trinity was an embarrassing mishmash of unconvincing villains, Wesley Snipes at peak IDGAF, Ryan Reynolds at his worst, and Apple product placement. It was an insult to the legacy of the first two.

Man, not even the advanced cyborg casings of The Major are impervious to all the hot takes about this minor comment that has almost no bearing on the rest of the review.

All bellowings of "KANEDAAAAAAAAA" and "TETSUOOOOOOOO" will be replaced by "NOOICE!"

A.D. Miles—known to cult comedy fans for his part as camp counselor Gary in Wet Hot American Summer