White Power Bill is a legislative priority for GOP.

On the set of Primary Colors, no less. I think I speak for all of us when I say that I dearly miss the presidency of John Travolta.

In a just world, this would be the only comment on this article.

Well, right or wrong, I wouldn't expect Mamoru Oshii or other Japanese natives to give a shit about the representation issue, since a society as homogenous as Japan obviously doesn't see representation issues in their own media. It's an American movie, entailing American issues of representation.

This article is fine, but seeing Ratner with the Big Butt Book accompanied by a non-O'Neal byline is sort of like seeing Robin show up to the Bat-signal. Or the Butt-signal, if you will.

It’s hurting the business, it’s getting people to not see a movie. In Middle America it’s, ‘Oh, it’s a low Rotten Tomatoes score so I’m not going to go see it because it must suck.’

It's impossible not to be woke when you can't sleep due to the terrifying prospect of waking up to discover John Mayer, discovering you.

A set of unremarkable but easily harvestable organs

Good Play: Made by Da Bears' Ditka

How fervently I hope that the "Most Contemptible Men" tag shall continue to grace this periodical.

♫ Everybody get up, it's time for snacks now
We got a lot of jam to choose from ♫

No one could accuse this president of not loving shitty chain restaurants. Rest assured, he is well aware of any and all developments at Chili's.

… The basketball court!

"Matches the description" is the vanilla of excuses for mistaken arrests, which ironically is never applied to people of vanilla complexion.

Jean, "Wyclefanly."

The lowest of low-hanging fruit are still delicious when served a la O'Neal.

A group of horny teens mysteriously disappears after attending it every summer.

Feh, I don't need drugs to be boring and disengaged.

I'd be more interested in a documentary about the middle school dipshits who thought they were super knowledgeable about punk rock after hearing the original game's soundtrack. Such as, uh, me.

He'd know, as he used to be neighbors with one of the most prominent anti Face-ists of the modern era.