Really pulling off the "Depressed Dominic Monaghan" look with that sweatpants hoodie combo.

The Brawny Paper Towel guy has really let himself go.

Hopefully this guy is back to his usual scheming ways.

It was basically arrested development

What an utter delight that Patrick Stewart is.

This is good press for the grand opening of Patrick Stewart's School for Lifted Youngsters

If "pro" is the opposite of "con," isn't "progress" the opposite of "congress"?

You're out of your element here, Facetaco. 'Round here, we serve burgers. You'll take yer tacos south of the border if you know what's good fer ya.

You're thinking of the upcoming shot-for-shot animated remake of Forrest Gump.

Ann Coulter is a Deadhead, too.

Today in "Comedy Central Roast Jokes That Came True":

At least Cypher had good taste in steak.

What if I were to tell you: no?

REACH OUT AND PUNCH FACE

SAY HI TO YA MUTHAH FAH ME WITH UNLIMITED TAWWLK AND TEXT AND NO OVERAGE CHAHHGES

Have Colin Farrell killed

I vaguely remember the dentist's lobby.

JET FUEL CAN'T MAKE BIRDS' HEADS FALL OFF

Much like this Mar-a-Lago visitor who couldn't enjoy a nice meal without having to deal with a rowdy cabinet meeting right next to his damn table.

Fear is the path to the Side Bar. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to buffering.