The Pacific northwest, Brooklyn, and other parts of Austin?

… And then the murders began

Hey, he's been on food stamps and welfare, but did anyone help him out? No!

Maybe he's convinced himself that by continuing to make Alien prequels he'll achieve immortality, like Guy Pearce at the end of Prometheus, and he'll meet a similar fate when one of his sound engineers who happens to be eight feet tall kills him.

If you think about it, Maid Marian was like the original Harley Quinn.

He's basically a magnet for the internet's bitterness, since he got successful by not approaching everything with snarkiness and negativity.

Well it's about time Dinesh started talking to girls. He's such a nice boy with so much to offer!

The Bible contains the word of God, which is always topical and effective

Classic rapper excess, blowing all his newfound millions on public education.

So was Jesus, libtard.

Critics generally liked the isolationist horror of Kellyanne and the more sci-fi action-packed untruth of Kellyannes. Then came Kellyanne 3, which while … interesting, didn't meet the standards of what we had come to expect from the Alternative Fact franchise. And let's just stay away from the Kellyanne vs. Editor…

You generally shouldn't try to cross a number one with a number two.

Lonergan = Rogen + Time

There are two things Donald Trump hates: 1) being called a racist (or even the mild insinuation of such), and 2) non-white people.

Your mom's getting tapped by Obama too, huh?

Maybe this is all just a setup for a nine-years-in-the-making sixth, and by far shittiest season of The Wire. That David Simon is a trickster, I tell ya.

*stares blankly*

That's a Jeff Bridges too far

Maybe they'll eventually set aside their differences and become Chance the Rauner, like when Dragonzord and the Green Ranger became good and MegaDragonzord was a thing for a while.

As a half-Japanese person with a European surname, I make fun of my last name constantly before apologizing profusely to my father.