We need to have meetings with people that are productive

This sounds way more like the premise for a Dennis-centric episode of Always Sunny than an actual thing.

Real funny everyone, but his AIM friends list is off the hook. That's actually how he communicates with DeVos since he was too shy to ask for her other contact info.

Do people think AV Club commenters are cool?

*Chip voice*

♫ What if God was Octavia
Just a slob like Octavia
Just a Spencer on the bus
Trying to figure out how she went from Hidden Figures to whatever the fuck this is ♫

Anytime someone says something effusive related to Yemen, which admittedly doesn't happen often in my personal or professional life, I immediately think of how Yemen done me wrong

If I were a republican strategist, I'd probably more be focused on the fact that "Jon Ossoff" is just one indirect diminutive away from "Jack Ossoff."

Probably fucked up when he was signing for the equipment. It's common knowledge that following every signature, business or otherwise, all members of Nickelback reflect upon their work and bellow to all and sundry, "LOOK AT THIS AUTOGRAPH."

Uhhhh you never saw me in middle school wearing my Anticrombie shirt with the "A" formed by the anarchy symbol so you're the one who looks stupid here pal.

It's a classic for a reason, folks

Eh, no Dirtbike.

Neither a great job nor a great, great job, Internet!

Boy does this look dumb. I will likely see it no fewer than three times in theaters.

Geez, I never knew you thought that about us. I was totally gonna let you have some of my Junior Mints too.

*Frank Reynolds looks up with interest, awaits announcement of Alien hoors*

Three hours? ScratStitch, this website's been closed for 40 years!

*doesn't look up from seat at bar*
"Go fuck yourself"

Oh, funny guy we got here, real funny. You like knives, huh? Vinny, get ovah heah and show our funny friend here that trick you do with the knife. It's a riot.

"What's a Kellyanne Conway?"
"Oh, about 120 gavel pounds."