"But I just started my four-year lunch break!"
- The Media

Now would be a pretty great time for Yusuf Islam to come out with an album called Tweet for the Tillerson.

#OscarsSoTightyWhities

This article seems like a pretty transparent attempt to shit on anyplace that isn't on a coast and isn't Chicago. The Variety piece just says that ratings are down generally in the 18-49 demo, and that large cities did well (which, duh). Nothing about "Middle America."

… Aside from a general dip in ratings, how is this different from any other year? Of course the highest concentration of viewership will be in large metropolitan areas, particularly in or around LA.

They'll have to bring in some time travelers from 1964 before Cosby got popular / became a serial rapist. Given the rollback of civil rights all around, I'm sure they'll feel right at home.

"BP" used to commemorate objects that cause natural disasters. Seems right.

I had the clean version of Significant Other, which I think most impartial observers will agree doesn't count.

We need an independent media to hold people like me to account

Dammit Janet

As someone who has not consumed any pop culture since late 2009, this fills me with anticipation and excitement.

There is a god. He's just damaged.

Good thing he's not dealing with any other scandals right now so he can give his full attention to this.

Someone was peeing on her leg at the time. Meteorological reports indicate that it was not raining.

I bet the sound mixing on that phone call that got his nomination rescinded had a lot of sweet explosion effects.

It's worth repeating that the same year he took the apparently unbearable public burning from Obama at the 2011 WH correspondent's dinner, he also had his own Comedy Central Roast. Like most modern roasts it was painfully scripted and mostly poorly performed (though Anthony Jeselnik did well as always), but it was…

If I were raised by Hollywood royalty with no boundaries or discipline in my life I'd probably be doing way worse things at 18 than leaving my shitty art outside galleries and Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word In My Tweets. This is kind of adorably amateur.

Logan International Airport sucks. You'd think a big star like P-Stew would have better taste in such things.

Geez, the police chief's name is "Logan." At some point he had to be like "I know I already share a name with a character who is pretty much every teenage boy's idea of a total badass, but he never shoots people. We need something new. Preferably from the same comic book universe."

Whether or not the Russian connection goes away, congressional Republicans will continue to boldly do nothing about it.