He suffered a fatal injury when Rod made him shit his pants at the end of the movie. He died instantly … the next day.

It's pretty Farsi-cial.

*takes two hours to transmit response simply reading "for"*

Yep. In retrospect I think it actually began with Amputechture for me, but I was so invested in them maintaining Deloused and Frances levels of awesome that I convinced myself it was as good as those.

Weird that "We Suck Young Blood" was even in the running. The first time I heard the off-kilter hand claps I burst out laughing.

The original Facebook post said, "Two words for the DEA investigating where Prince got his drugs over the decades…. Arsenio Hall." So yeah, no insinuation.

Yes Wiccan

Pete Rose: "Clemens, did I make the list?"
Roger Clemens: "You sure did."
Pete Rose: "Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo! In your face, Strawberry!"
Roger Clemens: "Wait, are you Homer Simpson?"
Pete Rose: "No."
Roger Clemens: "Sorry. Didn't mean to get your hopes up."

I have not seen him in anything since playing the villain in Billy Madison. Yeah yeah apparently he was a major character in The West Wing or whatever but when I see this I'm going to assume he has been stored in deep cryo-smarm since then.

Slick sticks sick nix at pricks of Chick-fil-A, relays pay to gays

I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a couple of sort-of movie folks. Folks from a sort-of Hollywood where values are different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just wanted to end representative democracy as we know it. And you slick small-towners voted for them and this reference is getting hard to…

Well Trump did tell those Russian prostitutes not to pee on his leg and tell him it was raining before asking them to instead pee all over that hotel room.

Crazy Axe-Girlfriend

This Ain't Porn KKK: An Official Klan Parody

And it really did feel subversive at the time. I was 14 when it came out and had just finished middle school, so I was sort of at the perfect age in that I wanted to snark at everything, but wasn't old enough to get too many pop culture references. But super well-known Disney movies? Yes please, I understand and would…

I'm surprised the trailer didn't end with a twist … until his neck snapped.

No one could accuse him of not liking Brown people.

It's up to Twins 2 to break the losing streak.

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"Alden Ehrenreich" is definitely on some list of Least Jewish Sounding Names of People Who Actually Are Jewish.