Just a reminder: there is a GREAT movie called Mother, and this one should be seen (the mother in question is the late great Debbie Reynolds, in the best, smartest performance of a career filled with great performances):

I think he thinks his look is “intense.”

It’s not good to judge couples from afar, but Darren, you really f*cking blew it. She was so far out of your league, it wasn’t even funny. You don’t make an esoteric art film with Jennifer Lawrence. You make Oscar-bait films the way Scorsese did with DiCaprio, one after the other. Jennifer Lawrence as Amelia Earhart!…

He seems like the type who would totally write a screen play that serves as a metaphor to motherhood and then try to mansplain it to women for not fully understanding the process of motherhood.

their whole relationship seemed gross. cliche, egomaniac director, bangs actress working for him, project ends, woman realizes, man she’s been fucking was just using her as a proxy to literally have sex with his idea

I can’t imagine that if you had Jennifer Lawrence waiting for you back home, or at some hotel, what…

Thatz ok. I love you and I love your gif.

If anyone can sympathize with trainwreck movies with awful reviews, it’s Adam Sandler.

That might backfire.

NGL, I kinda wish they were my parents.

Thank you for these. I live vicariously through this couple, and, ok, Harry and Meagan, in the hopes that I too will find my very own woodworker/prince.

I can think of few things more grueling than listening to Darren Aronofsky whine. I’ve seen him on Bourdain, I’m very familiar with his general type, and that type has an unbelievable capacity for navel-gazing indignation and self-pity. I’m sure it was only amplified by the fact that while both of them have had a…

Get you someone that makes you feel like Megan & Nick.

Why does Aronofsky look like Steve Jobs now?

If they were still publishing I would swear Darren Aronosky was a character from a parody on The Toast.

Can we replace it with a show called “Witch Hunters” that is about a coven of witches who hunt down sexual predators and other scum?

My husband and I used to have this problem. If we have a stressor, I want to discuss it to death and he wants to leave it alone until he’s ready. We finally agreed on a ten minute venting session where I can let fly, and then we put it away. It’s been surprisingly good for me, he’s much less stressed, and we don’t…

“mother” is the essay we all wrote in our freshman year of college

I guess he seemed so good in PCU because he was being himself.

Even though its the original, it’s not nearly as good as Geordie Shore. The british do everything better AND it’s still going on. They are filming the newest season right now. It’s my biggest guilty pleasure on TV: