I haven’t followed Seinfeld’s standup too closely, but I thought he was more of a“why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways” observational type. Between that and Mitch Hedberg weird types (“if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up”) I thought there were a decent amount of comedians working other…

It would be glorious.

If I was in charge of one of these, I’d hold it in a space that had no chairs, one table with a box of crackers and a tray of cheese, and a big sign that said YOU MAY LEAVE AFTER 10 MINUTES. Not a lot of fun but I’d be a goddamn hero to the introverts.

Um.... any of the male leads on these shows release statements?

when we’re telling Mark about the latest business report presentation, that’s what we’re doing. Not flirting while envisioning our favourite porn video with Mark’s face photoshopped in.

I think one of the roots of this problem is men’s failure to understand that women don’t think like men.

Well, if you treat your female colleagues like you would The Rock your risk of being accused of sexual harassment drops significantly.

Yeah, I’ve worked in food service, farm work, car dealerships, academia and professional settings. As a conventionally-attractive “cool girl” no less. I have literally never experienced this mythical workplace where all the women are just gagging to be sent dick pics by their coworkers. The fact that these dudes…

What do we do about all of these coworkers who are having sex?

“The trend now to blindly believe any accuser”

This is terrifying to me. I’m in a heavily male field and travel/site visits are crucial. If my older male bosses decided I couldn’t go on these trips for optics reasons my career would be severely impacted. Thankfully I’ve been lucky to have bosses who think the workplace is where you work rather than a sexually…

So what you’re saying is - if you have to treat women like human beings, you’d rather avoid them all together. Gotcha.

WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE POOR MENZ!!!! Their life will be soooooo difficult now because obviously women are just lying liars that love lying about being sexually molested. Nothing more delightful that talking openly about sexual abuse!

I agree. If this were what it came to, we’d just end up with a variation of what I like to call the burka misunderstanding: Women are either told to cover up, as to not incite a violent sexual reaction from men (who obviously are without agency and can’t control themselves enough to not immediately go from attraction…

Does anyone ever really want to go to the office Xmas party anyway?

I agree with you but also wonder if Takei meant that he believes sexual assault is defined by abuser seeking the thrill of exerting dominance over another. The implication is that if your motivation is purely sexual then it’s ok. If that’s correct I actually sort of understand where he is coming from and why he may…

I’ve always been very conflicted about Howard Stern. While I appreciated that a lot of his schtick was a put on I was usually pretty uncomfortable with it (and attributed that discomfort to a slightly prudish element of my personality) But his interviews have really been a treasure trove of confessions of really bad…

The fact that FLOTUS’s official Twitter account has basic grammar mistakes which no one has bothered to correct is somehow the maggot infested cherry on this cruddy sundae

My genuine reaction every time I’m confronted with the fact Melania is FLOTUS:

Oh it goes further than that! Donny Trump doesn’t like the sale and is asking the DOJ to investigate, leading to demands that AT&T sell CNN (yes, they own it) if they want to buy WB.