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I just like to remind myself that their low hairline and lack of forehead suggests they have a smaller frontal lobe and are VERY FUCKING STUPID. God, I hate this family and hope a plane goes down with all of them on it.

Gosh, this is such a bad time. Ivanka’s busy with this North Korea thing right now. Then there’s China’s aggressive move in the South China Sea to deal with. Plus she’s got to get the kids all packed up for summer camp. Honestly, I can’t see her getting some spare time before February at the earliest.

Well she definitely learned from the knee of her father, no need to make anything, just slap your name/brand on it. It’s probably cheaper to copy and fight it with lawyers then come up with something original.

You’ve never heard of Schrodinger’s entrepreneur? She’s responsible for all her company’s success, and also has nothing to do with her company. She really can do it all! Amazing.

I’ll buy the DeLorean if you can provide the Flux Capacitor.

Ivanka trump is the most life-like animatronic robot I have ever seen. She must have cost a fortune.

Wow, I find it super fascinating that two virtually identical shoes can look so different. And by that, I mean that somehow the original shoe looks elegant, and the ripoff looks super gaudy and trashy. The floof across the top of the foot is much neater on the original (the ripoff looks like a catnip-infused feather…

It cannot be said enough: Follow the money.

Every time I see MAGA, I immediately think of an immature acronym my friend came up with in the 7th grade:

DJT’s official statement on the matter:

I thought that was weird too, but I think it’s a clue that somewhere there’s a Democratic President right now. We just have to get to that timeline.

Ah, Complicit has been Complicit for a while. Color me surprised. Not.

“There’s not a shoe I’m not intimately involved in designing.”

It’s probably wishful thinking, but maybe through these smaller lawsuits of seemingly less importance is where they can catch Daughter-Wife in something small that is actually big. The GOP got to Lewinsky and the impeachment of Clinton because of a lie in the Paula Jones deposition. Maybe it’s the smaller cases where…

She’s totally going to hate this which is why I love it. Complicit and talentless...killer combo.

And she just HAS to say “Republican president”.

Technically, technically speaking, she didn’t design the shoe, she just bitch slap her name on it.

Libs and Dems and the FAKE NEWS media attacking Ivanka over shoes she did not dezine. SAD. #MAGA

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