Ok!

Oh that’s right I forgot you can’t make sarcastic remarks about absurd rules! My bad!

Uhhh, yeah. Jesus wants us to save all the babbys who can pay? Also, do these parents have deep pockets for US healthcare or are they going to ride the publicity wave to crowdfund it? My heart goes out to them but I must admit to sensing some anti-science sentiment in this whole affair. Obviously it’s their baby so…

Yeah, the headline should read: I Love Big TDs Has Reason to Feel Vindicated Today

Omg you paint such vivid images. She’d be like omg I’m so crazy my lizzy got eaten by a SEAgull!

You can do it! I’m trying my ass off just to GET an interview so I know what the pressure feels like. If it’s the job for you, you’ll get it. Here’s a pup.

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Thank Jesus he wasn’t wearing leggings though!!!

May I be annoying and present a metaphor for democracy? The expectation of decorum and respect for fellow travelers is the only barrier standing between us and the deranged psychopath who wants to open the (apparently openable) doors and destroy us all. Hahahahaaa (nervous laugh of terror).

Sisters from another mister :( this makes me so sad again fvfukkyxvcawkhvjkkvfdgniicf

If you’ve watched even half an episode of one of Cesar Milan’s 5,000 shows with the sound off you’d know her fake-OCD energy would turn any good dog into Cujo. She should get a reptile.

THATSAMICROAGGRESSION

I’m so nerdy I thought Sartre books were pies until I was 30.

“When literally most of your life is people trying to corral you or understand you or pin you down, you get kind of protective.”

The us-them bullshit is just astonishing. Journalists are constituents whose job is to find facts about the government that we all pay for. They are not some alien infestation. If politicians can’t manage a positive headline they need to clean up their act and/or hire a better pr person. This is headed straight for…

Why I won’t eat at any place with pictures of the food or “children could be around the restaurant” on the menu.

I can’t believe she and her family have to go through that again. Much respect.

Meanwhile marrying a white man is also a big status win for Asian women, or so I’ve heard straight from Asian women friends’ mouths?? I’m confused. What colors get to do it? On whom do I take out my outrage?

Very hot take. I could argue either way but yeah, with a young kid that just complicates everything. But then she’s obviously incredibly well loved and some kids don’t have half of a good parent. Well, it’s been fun not thinking about my own problems for a few minutes! Cheers!

My cat died a year ago and I’m still not over it. Everyone is different tho and grieving sucks so I don’t really blame anyone for trying to move on.