There’s no point whatsoever in having Trump surrogates on shows when they skirt around answers most of the time, and the few answers they do give will be instantly contradicted. There’s no value or worth to talking to these people when, to quote George RR Martin, their words are but wind.

What a dumb shit. Even trumps lawyers are the worst.

Not only did he not write that, Trump couldn’t have written it if he tried. Hyperbole? Bravado?

I think he wakes up in a fever dream at 3am while everyone’s asleep and just starts firing them off. Like, the timestamp will be 3:14am and the Tweet will be “Black people who live in DC smell funny, will be removed” and then his people wake up and they’re like “holy shit, what the fuck?”

Funny thing is, he didn’t even write that. All of that was ghostwritten when they figured out he hasn’t actually done anything noteworthy in his whole fucking life besides being born rich. Then he fucked that up a half dozen times.

Hey, I think we could clearly observe that he operated this way throughout his campaign. It’s why I thought he didn’t have a snowballs chance in hell of being elected. He is a professional bullshit peddler and he wears it on his sleeve. Idiot America just hated Hillary that much that they chose to swallow his bullshit…

This morning I entertained scenario where maybe Trump isn’t actually under investigation (I find it very unlikely), but he heard somewhere that he was and it it was not through official channels, so his frail ego made him lash out and defend himself, and being a complete idiot he is. of course he made himself look…

I really wish they let him have his phone more often. Like, do they confiscate it and he steals it back? Does he get it back as a reward for doing good things (not sure what those might be)? Do they have to wrestle it out from his hands mid tweet (covfefe!) or does he hand it over? Do they take it when he’’s not…

My thoughts exactly. I mean, would you tell someone they are under investigation? If someone told me, I would be shredding, deleting and smashing anything I could. Now, where’s Fawn Hall?

Ugh.

I firmly believe he thinks that by stating something it becomes true. When HRC stated he was a Russian puppet during the presidential debates, his response, in true 8 yr old schoolyard fashion, was “No I’m not. You are.” repeatedly and it worked. Clearly, his lawyers have now taken it on as a legal tactic. Apparently…

From The Art of the Deal:

constant accusations of night-dancing and crop-sabotage leveled at Trump by Goody Pritchard

Sure, and obviously it is impossible to control Trump in any meaningful way. But they can be managing the fallout so much better. Doubling down on Trump’s bullshit is only hurting him.

I can. They work for an idiot, who’s coming apart at the seams under the pressure.

Also this shit:

Since when do you have to notify someone that they’re under investigation? Especially for this wouldn’t it be made more difficult to collect evidence if you told him that he’s under investigation?

We are screwed if Trump and his employees ever begin coordinating with each other.

Trump tweets are like Nixon’s tapes