Mine isn’t even worth the time it would take to explain exactly how he’s a useless piece of shit.

Mine too! He shaved it once when I was little and I cried for a week.

Mine has a mustache!

Too Much Praise Can Turn Kids Into Narcissists

1. That baby is adorable.

I don’t know what’s available in your area, but you (or your husband, depending on your current state) could try calling literally every mental health clinic you can find on Google. I did this once for a friend who was struggling and completely broke. Different clinics/groups get grants for different public health…

But she stole your fucking parking spot! -fellow NYCer coming up on 14 years

I posted the merit badge last week, but I don’t know if it ever got out of the greys.

I had that problem at your age. Looking back, I don’t know what I was worried about, but it’s very distressing when you’re going through it. Hang in there!

I am loving all the Pride festivals near me right now, I just got back from my second fest in two weeks. They are so full of JOY and SUPPORT and LOVE and PEACE that it “fills the tank” back up and makes me believe in humanity again.

Hi all, I comment here infrequently, but I’ve been having a little bit of sadness and was wondering if anyone had similar feelings. I’m 26 and in a profession I enjoy, and just got a new job that is super great and have great friends, but I still feel a bit empty. I spent my teens and early 20s in relationships, and I…

I am on my second (but first BIG) solo trip abroad and I am currently in Iceland! And I deleted my work email off my phone because screw that, you can’t reach me! SUCK IT! Solve your own problems! I’ve got waterfalls to climb to the top of! Exclamation point!

Tell me something GOOOOOOOOD! Tell me that you LIIIIIIKE IT!!!! It’s time to share those good experiences, vibes and feelings Jezzies! What was good this week? Whether it was something huge like getting a new pet or small like the return of the Great British Bake Off (to the US) share your awesomesauce!

It will be 10 years in NYC for me next week and I’m ready for the upstate lifestyle, you guys. I’m 35, single, no kids, and may get laid off due to a deficit at my job, so I’m in a prime spot to get the fuck out soon. I love this city... I do... But I have a puppy who is on his best behavior at my parents house in the…

Between end of cruddy season at work, and the continued stress of being a caregiver to a sick fiance, I’ve been looking into small things to make me feel less stressed. I got the big ones (puppy walks, yoga, cooking/baking, adult beverages and plant products). I’d like to try some beauty product like stuff, including…

Trigger warning for mental illness/suicidal thoughts.

Miss you, Carrie. Your take on the current political shitshow would be quite welcome and witty.

‘a buildup of fatty tissue in the walls of her arteries.’

Mr. Werner tried to do two sleep studies in his late teens and early twenties for insomnia, and the technicians were rude and pissy that he couldn’t fall asleep. They accused him of not following the preparation directions. He was there to deal with the fact that he was chronically unable to fall asleep, and they…

Every episode of Catastrophe that features Ms Fisher is a little better, and infinitely more painful, because of her loss. Or rather, our loss.