Same.

Diane sounds like me... except rich and successful.

I heard him say the “when you have no way to defend yourself” thing, and that’s the very second I knew they wouldn’t do a damn thing.

Well, since the Republicans that were on the field are primarily stating that the situation was as bad as it was because they were unarmed, I wouldn’t hold your breath.

Nah. It’s much more likely that you’ll be able to buy baseball bats with guns in them.

Sadly, no. This will just result in people having even more reduced access to their representatives (good excuse for not having any town halls!).

It’s hard to imagine that N Korean prison policy includes allowing starvation, torture, and the right for prisoners to hold their own controlled substances.

Well, he’s willing to have Americans worked to death, so I suppose it’s not that hard to believe that he thinks Un should be able to do it as well. Sigh. Every time the Trump story seems to hit bottom, the bottom falls out again.

So this boy essentially received a death sentence for (possibly) stealing a poster, and our dear leader admires their dear leader. What a world. :(

Rodman’s relationship with NK is so weird and wrong.

We swapped a brain dead bro for a kid that made a mistake last year? Sounds like a fair trade.

This poor fucking kid. And before people weigh in with this: Yes he was stupid. Yes his privilege led him To believe that grabbing a poster would be a fun prank. Yes, no sane person not on a jpurnalism or humanitarian mission should go to North Korea.

Yes, exactly. He would not lift a chubby little dirty finger unless something is in it for him.

Oh of course.

Rodman is currently the most successful member of the cabinet

Part of me thinks that he’s near death and North Korea only let him go bc they don’t want a dead American on their hands,

It’s cool. Trump just appointed a special envoy to North Korea to look into the matter.

Out of respect for the privacy of Mr. Warmbier and his family, we have no further comment on Mr. Warmbier.

I love how when he was asked about Comey notifying him not to leave him in a room alone with Trump again, he was like *shrug* “Comey’s job to tell him it’s inappropriate.”

Oooo… Please let be that be true! Jackson was shot by his own men and died a pretty horrible death.