Dude that is a DISTURBINGLY good idea.

Appreciation? For tax returns? I see what you did there. ;)

Honestly, they should have a Bill with deliberately ego-stroking titles for Trump and see what happens. It’d be funny to watch him shout at Reps in the House and Senate for removing a “Trump Appreciation Bill” that secretly demanded his tax returns or something.

Pay to whom, exactly?

If those rumors are true and Mueller is fired it’s going to be a disaster for Drumf. Mueller leading the Russia investigation is the only way to resolve this and if he found Drumf not-guilty I would be upset but believe it. If Mueller is fired the appearance of wrongdoing is knocked up to the next level and there will…

“D.C. Attorney General Karl A. Racine and Maryland Attorney General Brian E. Frosh are suing the president, alleging “unprecedented constitutional violations.” The suit is taking aim at Trump’s business entanglements—here’s an extremely overwhelming list of his conflicts of interest—from which he has refused to…

Hah! First thought after listening to the above video is maybe songs on the radio I thought were Ellie Golding were actually Halsey.

They seem to be confused and think they’re in some sort of West Wing LARP situation, or playing in a Fantasy White House Politics league. This is not Model UN, guys. This is Real UN, where you actually have to DO stuff instead of just talking real good about it with your buddies.

Surprised we could even hear what they were saying with Trump’s coin-purse in their mouths.

It’s nothing but a monument to his ego.

I was listening on the radio and had to turn it off. They were ridiculous. The worst was DeVos. She was talking about making sure that all children in America have access to the best education ever! Moron.

How I imagine Ivanka feels every time she turns on the TV:

It must be nerve wracking for her living with the knowledge that she is the “bag man” for the Trump Crime Family and never knowing when the Finanial Crimes Unit of the FBI will subpoena her on RICO and FCPA charges.

“What the everloving fuck is WRONG with this woman?” —Marie Antoinette

I mean, a long time ago I got hired for a job I was totally unqualified for...and yes, it was some the hardest I’ve worked in my life. And I STILL sucked at it, and eventually got fired. Because I wasn’t qualified to do the work the job demanded. So, just because you’re “working really hard” doesn’t mean you’re…

“... Focused on what we went to Washington for... “ that’d be personal profit, brand building, and keeping the Russian hit men from murdering your children, right?

She clearly missed the time her daddy called for his supporters to shoot Hillary Clinton, and the times her daddy directed his mob to beat up protesters and he’d pay the legal fees.

“But this isn’t supposed to be easy.”

I also love that “incredibly focused” line, like we’re all dumb enough to believe that this family of certified pieces of garbage are all deep, deep in intense thought on how to Make America Great Again. Not just merely focused, but INCREDIBLY focused, more focused than anyone’s ever seen anyone focus on anything…

President Obama, quick question! Do you feel that the adults in the Trump family are the biggest jokes in the history of jokes, and followup question, is Ivanka just as full of shit as her father?