I watch now and feel like Ben was too good for Winona in that one. He was right to never speak to her again.

I’m old too, but Halsey is not very great.

I liked one track, it was kind of slow, I forgot the name.

So I saw Fifty Shades Darker last week, and holy shit was it one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen (no hyperbole).

Most problematic was the unusual control that the author, EL James, had negotiated over the movie. Director and author clashed. “I like everyone — and I get really confused when they don’t like me. I was so confused by EL James. I don’t understand when I can’t navigate a person, when there’s no synergy.”

Slash means gay pairings (technically gay and lesbian, but in practice, almost entirely about men). 50 Shades is just plain old erotic fanfic.

It’s watching Reality Bites in my 30s and realizing that Winona should have chosen Ben Stiller. He was a nice guy with a good job! Ethan Hawke, no! Have sloppy drunk sex with him once, and then go home. That shit will not be as cute at 32 as 22.

Most problematic was the unusual control that the author,

Yeah, I listened to it a few weeks back on spotify because I had heard the name Halsey in the zeitgeist and wanted to see what the music was like. I immediately texted my husband after, “It’s the children who are wrong.”

This comments section shows how many of us are GETTING OLD. The olds are at Jezebel it seems. The kewl kidz are all, what, at Instagram? Twitter?

Teen daughter and me listened the whole album, we came to the conclusion that it was awful.

Who now , with the what now?

I grew up in Arkansas and we would send college students off to Georgia and *they* would come back with deep Southern accents. It’s hard not to go native.

You could just have him call your mom on her birthday where he sings Happy birthday over the phone. You’d be favorite kid for sure.

witch craft.

Military-grade hair and make-up.

Hazel, you have about 5 more minutes before the hoard descends upon you for misspelling Shaun of the Dead. Good luck.

Honestly, we really ought to just leave her be. Let her grow up and mature. It seems like the UK has been really good to and for her. I’ll take her fake accent over driving drunk through West Hollywood anytime.

Who keeps hiring her to do things?