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Holy fuck, man!

Moving thread!!!

I watched the new season of Orange is the New Black yesterday. I have mixed feelings. I enjoyed parts but others were either boring or uncomfortable. My mum and my best friend both gave up after 3 episodes. Interested to hear the thoughts of others (and will attempt not to spoil).

I like Master of None for the most part but Dev’s storyline with the Italian girl was something I just couldn’t get on board. I thought it dragged on forever and didn’t depict the way real people would act in that situation (not that the show has any obligation to show real reactions but I’ve been in that situation

About to board a plane. Something snapped in me this weekend and I have come to the conclusion that I can’t be happy and still be in contact with my family. Having a constant IV drip of gin isn’t viable, and i’m already tearing up at the thought of walking away from the one relative who hasn’t hurt me. Staying in

Brooms are a classic. It’s like it’s in their DNA or something.

My dog is afraid of:
1. Clothes
2. Vacuum
3. Water
4. Fidget Spinners
5. The “Tiger Tail” massage thingie for my shoulder
6. My bike
7. Brooms
8. Trash cans
9. The fan (standing)
10. The fan (ceiling)
I could go on...

But again - the face! Worth it. <3

Holy Crap, am I the first?
Nope, not.

Well. Hey all. Master of None is fantastic. So is House of Cards. The weather here is fucking hot. We don’t have air conditioning. These are all facts.

Penny is no more - her name is now Willow, because Amy was answering to Penny too. This first week of having another dog has been very interesting, as we’re getting to know her and she’s getting to know us (and our vet, who after Willow and Amy’s joint appointment is now in possession of my 2 arms and 3/4 of a leg).

......ok dude. your balls are very wet and important. please, make yourself comfy and place them anywhere.

......ok dude. your balls are very wet and important. please, make yourself comfy and place them anywhere.

“We have just as much sweat going on down there, believe me.”

Someone even mentioned a specific brand to him- Anti Monkey Butt- that’s talc free.

no 1 curr ‘bout ur balls’er.

Swamp snatch is also a real thing.

This is some good shit, to be real. Summer motorcycles and jogging, you need that anti-monkey butt.

Oh no! A Man is uncomfortable! Quick, everyone accommodate him!!