her two-date tour

Time to stop rewarding “outrageous” behavior as if it’s talent. Step 1: turn off the damn Kardashians and housewives.

What even is this whole thing?

Same here.

And, here’s to many more!

That’s good stuff. As a motorcyclist who prefers to wear full gear regardless of how far I’m riding, it’s nearly as essential as helmet & gloves.

Nope. As the owner of two gloriously drumstick shaped thighs....just nope.

Yeah, no. We’d have needed an air marshall if he tried that shit with me. When I fly I try to get an aisle seat so I can at least stick one leg out and give my knees a respite. But I’m always looking to see if someone is coming down the aisle pushing a cart, going to the bathroom, etc.

Here’s a fun fact: Squeezing your legs together like a vice is uncomfortable for women too. And yet we manage to do it.

In fact I did. In addition to having to keep him from putting his foot into the seat-back space in front of me that is reserved for my feet and belongings ONLY, he also had his arm hanging over the elbow rest into my side (which I curled away from, because don’t touch me, you weirdo). At least he did when he wasn’t…

We can’t force woman to stop breast feeding on busses...so why should we force men to close their legs?

I just mentioned the airline thing in another comment and said most men are able to fly without doing the spread...except assholes. You met the asshole, I see.

How can these assholes sleep on their sides if their precious balls need room to dangle?

Yeah, they tried that BS argument over here. If a dude’s junk prevents him sitting like a grown up, he should just f*cking stand.

Out of curiosity, are you in the South? Specifically, Florida? Everyone is allergic to turn signals and the right-of-way when driving here. 

It is horrible horrible when a man you do not or barely know touches you with his knee, it is an invasion to our personal space. Why do we have to be touched?

Biologically, if I wanted to be as comfortable as possible on public transport I’d recline across five seats and take a nap. Three more seats for my various bags and jackets.

If it hurts for a guy to close his legs, he should probably visit the doctor cause somethings not right.

I’ve never understood the claim that’s it’s soooo uncomfortable for them to sit with their legs too close together. Men drive all the time without their knees spread way apart, so why can’t they sit that way in other settings?