I’m sure it wouldn’t hurt but dude’s 53. He would have been chucked out of Hollywood 10-15 years ago if female.

I was hoping it was a girl, but then I was like, girls DO the apologizing in this world. Sad face.

No disrespect but I’m all for equal-opportunity age shaming for men, since they’re usually fawned over as silver foxes and the like until they actually die. Val says he’s cured, apparently. Aging not necessarily caused by cancer.

I think he’s taken a turn for the Val Kilmer.

Gawd. Can’t physically roll my eyes up and back far enough for that. No, don’t need an anorectic fame heiress flapping her lip about anything other than juice cleanses and diuretics, thanks. I guess tone deafness is hereditary.

But the whole point is making you feel shame so you buy things to cover up the emptiness of your femininity.

Oh what a trip down memory lane! Arizona State denied Obama an honorary degree because it’s such an esteemed institution with such lofty ideals...yep. I went there and I’m still dumb, so take it from me, folks!

I think they saw an opportunity to confuse us into thinking he’s being fired for his handling of the Clinton investigation, when in fact it’s all about redirecting away from the trump investigation. Appears to be working.

I’ve been applying my palm directly to my head for six months now. What am I doing wrong??

Farm upstate.

Planting hopes for a yard rn 😂 Looks gorgeous!

Christ I’m sorry. That’s awful.

Tell me about it. I read his autobiography in high school (like 18 years ago) and I’m still not over him because of that character.

As I child I conflated “hubby” with “humping” instead of “husband” and my lil brain was like why are grown ups using a noun form of that word in public?? I was sheltered.  

What did you just say?? He’s real and he never ages.

It’s what you do when your marriage/relationship timelines overlap.

Now they can claim the title of The Only Married News Team in the Tri-County Area.

In the same week (day?) the administration also wiped out the school lunch nutritional standards, too, right? I guess this is among the least of the face-palming ironies for the week, but yeah. Poor people suck it!!

Yep, how about douche bag, cocksucker, twat, pussy, dick ugh this is boring and sad but yeah, I’m guessing 90 percent of edgy insults have a sexist or homophobic element. I guess that’s where we’re most vulnerable.

Shit I’m 45!!??? I make this mistake all the time, but usually in the opposite way, assuming that the 90s were five years ago.