Oh I know better than that! I’m from the SW so I partake of all kinds and do not take a position other than leaning over a plate, eating with both hands.

Haha good to know and now I’m hungry, although I was inquiring about burning- heretics-at-the-stake-kinda barbecue, but this is much more pleasant!

What’s the difference between each city’s heretic barbecue?

Anyone who did 4H or bedazzled pre-Bedazzler knows glue guns are dangerous weapons. But this is serious and I take it seriously but I’m laughing at all the layers of irony. “No shots fired” Hahahaha. Just shots dribbled.

See, gotta love the crazy ass Romans. I always thought the same, because, like, teeth.

Eh? I don’t know, I think it sexualized their relationship (not the first time) as a way of illustrating the extent of the closeness. I see fellatio used all the damn time against women and men as a way to indicate their inferiority and subservience in relation to the beneficiary. Homophobic though? I don’t know, I’m…

Thanks, Mr. Ramos. I admire your work. I think our president has many intellectual weaknesses, but one strength is knowing what lies an audience wants to believe, and how to deliver those lies to his benefit. The emotional effect this particular lie —that undocumented immigrants are inherently criminal — is going to…

Omg I was a pr person coaching a guy about to go on a talk show and had to cut the tag off his sleeve in the green room!

Yes I know it’s photoshopped lol. I had a bajillion Golden Books as a wee lass and that’s what this looks like. Apparently it’s a thing to make memes out of them and I just found this out because I’m old.

Try Bublé.

I love it when I see a vent sewn shut at the office 😂 I think even Nordstrom Rack does free alterations on stuff you buy there. Or get a $100 Singer and watch some relaxing YouTube tutorials.

Oh man, that must have been really tough. Nothing to be embarrassed about, mine too, actually. Keep doin Dad stuff in his honor!

That’s just awful. Even the “timely” death of a parent (does anyone ever say the opposite of untimely??) is horrible. This knucklehead is displaying psychpath-level lack of empathy. But I’m sure he’s #saved. Ugh.

I feel like this could warrant a university course. I wish I had taken it so I wouldn’t have felt all entitled to like, health.

Jesus had the stones to just die when he was crucified and he Rose Again so what’s up with these lazy moochers?

Is that a Golden Books??!!

I’m sorry 😐

I just wish my friend in grade school who was Mormon and died of leukemia at 9-and-a-half had made better choices. Smh.

Cheez-Its and Coke.

White trash nouveau riche American can’t play with FUCKING FRENCH WOMEN. Bish please.