Well, that was unwise. It was just about to be awarded a sole source contract as the official birth control pill of TrumpCare 2019!

We actually drove through Yellowstone a few years ago and stayed two nights in a cabin there. It was never far from my mind that we were sitting in a massive caldera created by an eruption so powerful the entire mass of the volcano disappeared and left a deep crater instead.

It’s a pipe dream because it would be completely stupid for them to do that. What’s the outcome if they try replace Kim Jong?

“The majority of women in the workplace are not tender creatures and are largely adept at dealing with all varieties of uncomfortable or hostile situations,” Roiphe wrote in the New York Timesin 2011. “Show me a smart, competent young professional woman who is utterly derailed by a verbal unwanted sexual advance or…

It’s long past time that more than straight, white, cis-males controlled everything in this country. Especially of the Boomer generation. I’m ready to move on & I think by 2020, my fellow Minnesotans will be too.

Asking that the family’s privacy be respected is code for Sarah screaming “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!!”

I have zero time for handwringing about these guys. Should they be able to have a basic standard of living and one or two people who enjoy them enough to keep in touch? Sure. I’m willing to engage in some advocacy on behalf of poor sex offenders in that vein. Everyone listed already has that, though.

I hate John Krasinski/Jim.

It can never be pointed out enough that we let the murder of 20 innocent children and their fearless educators go unanswered, We did nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Everything from there on has been farce and fuckery. Fuck it all, indeed.

There is no way someone hasn’t recognized her. There is something larger at play here and the whole thing stinks. Someone has to be protecting her identity, because there’s loads of evidence, especially since the security footage is pretty clear. WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING HER?! The circle of lies keeps curling out. …

How was this man ever taken seriously in anything he’s ever done? Even in business these are shit negotiation tactics! How blind and deaf are his supporters that they are able to overlook literally everything about him.

They didn’t vote for Donald Trump, they voted for a caricature so far from the truth that he should…

It reads like shitty rap lyrics.

Donald: this is the deal, take it or leave it!

You know, growing up we were warned against marrying people who were cheaters, alcoholics/addicts, domestic abusers, etc. But another vice which can have profound effects on a marriage is LAZINESS. Having a home, maintaining a marriage, and raising kids is a lot of necessary and tedious work. If your partner is…

“Tom, despite good intentions and a warm personality, left almost all of the household management and childcare to Dunn, and her resentment became explosive.”

I’m pretty sure cloning Ayn Rand’s skin, so he can make a fleshlight out of it, is also another goal he has in life.

Today’s Headline:

Wasn’t Springsteen’s already pretty stripped down?

while promoting his Sarah Palin documentary, The Undefeated

That’s basically my plan. Also I will refuse to make any decisions or help anyone find that thing that is sitting in plain sight if you’d just LOOK for 5 seconds.