Exactly what I came here to say. Some of these are good (“Unfuckable Women Don’t Go on Killing Sprees”), some are stupid and blinkered (Obama’s a bad former president), and some are just rehashes of the AP news wire (“Fuck Fuck Fuck etc.”). With a few for-better-or-worse exceptions, there’s just nothing compelling…

It’s almost like “Judges” wasn’t just the hysterical battle cry of shrieking harpies, but the acknowledgement of something that will fundamentally remake American society for the worse for at least the next several generations.

I went a couple summers ago! The flights are cheap and seem to be getting cheaper every year, but apart from that stuff like food and gas can get very expensive. If you do go, look into renting a car at the airport, because the cost even for a week or more can end up being less than going on a couple of the bus…

It wasn’t his staff, but a couple of racists on a 4Chan board who invented the “secret sperm” this morning to see who would fall for it.

Dudley Stokes

“Whatever skills I may have are better utilized in a courtroom than in Congress, and I enjoy our justice system more than our political system,” the South Carolina Republican said.

Back in August I took my kids to a planetarium show about supervolcanoes narrated by Benedict Cumberbatch, and it was legitimately the most traumatizing media-type thing I’ve ever seen. I’m still low-level terrified 5 months later.

Jesus, I’d forgotten about that. It’s almost sad to see them quietly licking their wounds rather than collectively trying to kick out the windows of a squad car.

They ask that the family’s privacy is respected

So Mel was taken advantage of while drunk, by someone “who was never prosecuted for that crime”? I’m sure that experience has opened his eyes to the systemic problems that women—

“Tell me about it”

Get me that Lou Brown on the phone!

Okay, I really hesitate to wade into this, but serious question for people who are savvier than me: just what in the hell is Donna Brazile’s endgame here? Does she even know?

So we’re now just going to stick random pandering words like “jobs” on the end of legislation now? If so, I’m offended that it’s not the Tax Cuts and Troops Act.

That’s true. She’s one of the good ones, not a jack-booted government thug with no regard for the Constitution.

I’m going to dress Chloe as a law enforcement agent. It’s never too early to teach her about the people who will be barging into our home without knocking at 6 AM!

The Blair Witch Project completely fucked me up at the time, and it still sort of does. Not because it was exactly scary, or because I thought it was real (seriously, so many stupid people argued that it was real footage), but because in the last 20 minutes or so a small part of me wondered if the actors were…

Fuck the idea that this was necessary, that our affairs were in such disorder that only complete destruction could prompt the needed transmutation of ataxia to strategic organization.

Well it’s sure as hell not Santa Claus.

If you’re caught red-handed, you should probably get to the doctor immediately.