Blank neon-pink Memorex CD-R.

So fucking edgy...

Camilla calls him “Wazzer”

Fffffffffffffffuckingham Palace

She needs to raise awareness for African wildlife next!

They are! WHY NOT JUST POST THOSE. The women in the original portraits are all absolutely gorgeous.

Good lord this is headache-inducing. The original portraits are so gorgeous too...

When my wine glass is empty I get to hold it in front of my husband’s face and make a very specific pathetic choking noise like I’m dying of thirst. In the 10 years we’ve been together he’s never not found it incredibly charming, chuckled heartily, and then gone to get me more wine.

Jennifer Aniston forces assistants to carry fans around so she doesn’t sweat.

Let’s share the love, girl. My dude goes out and get’s my wine FOR me and shares his big socks when mine are dirty.

McConaughey, basically:

RIP to your doggy!

I’m lucky that my fiance finds it adorable when, after I’ve had too much wine, I plop down on the bed and demand that he take off my socks for me and bring me a glass of water. Frankly I don’t know why he thinks that’s cute but I’m so glad that he does. Obviously I was born to be a celebrity.

I had a dog named Willow.. We called her “The Willownator”.

Cher is “always chanting and practicing strange spiritual exercises.”

Christian Bale “lectures young fans about being rude and intrusive” to the point that “tears stream down their faces.”

Matthew McConaughey “gets turned on by food.”

So “OK!” is just recycling stories they ran a few months ago - also “confirmed” in September.

Fame has “gone to John Boyega’s head.”

Jamie Dornan is constantly needlepointing when alone.