Um, please post gif? Please?

TL;DR Bristol Palin is incapable of passing up a raw dog, and her parents will do anything to make sure she’s seen as a innocent, persecuted Christian who Satan repeatedly makes dicks appear in her vagina.

Whoa, it’s like an Alaskan V.C. Andrews novel. Malamutes in the Attic.

There’s also a rumor that he’s actually the child of Sarah Palin’s oldest son Track. Maybe he’s Track AND Bristol’s kid?

ENHANCE

I love the phrase “Bristol Palin is incapable of passing up a raw dog” so much that, in my head, I hear it as a scientific fact.

Clearly says “1-15-16” which means Sailor was born IN THE FUTURE.

I am on that conspiracy train for life. No shame.

I read those allegations and am thoroughly convinced. So she had not two but three out of wedlock bebes.

I want to see the birth certificate.

Trig...Tripp...Sailor...I'm wondering the exact process this family goes through when picking baby names.

Am I weird for feeling like this is still bullshit sexist bullshit? Like, I know she’s an abstinence only slut shaming hypocrite, but this REALLY feels like an awful attack on her “virtue” and shit. Not that she doesn’t attack others.

So do I and so am I.

I 100 percent believe this, and I am usually a totally rational person.

I’m still enjoying the allegations that Trig isn’t Sarah’s kid and she faked it to protect Bristol.

TL;DR Bristol Palin is incapable of passing up a raw dog, and her parents will do anything to make sure she’s seen as a innocent, persecuted Christian who Satan repeatedly makes dicks appear in her vagina.

Conspiracy theories about the Palin family’s spawn is the only interesting thing about them.

I can’t wait for a new episode of Maury.

i cant help it. i am a bristol palin truther. it’s just so interesting to read these theories

omg kid pix was definitely involved