Man, if only they’d remembered to add:

Of course not. Unless you want to end up like Katherine Heigl.

I haven’t done it, but Cindymoo has, and she mixed it with weed. She said that she saw the room she was in as a jigsaw puzzle, and the pieces just fell away.

Not as important as shop lifting or writing Shon though.

This is the saddest, darkest comedy I've seen in a while. I mean that sincerely. This is so fucking absurd, but melancholy.

I also love that they named their daughter Iman Jr, after him, and plan to call her “Junie”. That is fucking adorable.

Didn’t she cop to doing salvia? That shit makes you trip balls for five minutes.

Mine looked like if Dali painted a tree on a huge steak. It was the strangest thing I’ve ever seen.

F*ck, that's awesome and disgusting in equal measure. You win.

100% true.

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Omg, please tell me this is a true story.

I think there can be bleeding if you don’t tie it off? But admittedly, I know nothing.

ummmm. okay.

I have no idea who Teyana Taylor or Iman Shumpert are, but dang. Also, I’m not a doctor, but was it even necessary to tie off the umbilical cord with a “pair of red headphones”?

I always liked Liz Hurley......HOT DAMN!!!!

Yeah, I’ve never done psychedelics either Miley.

“I wonder what makes everyone so interested in me.”

I mean...there were area codes back then. But yeah, we had one of these on the wall:

News flash: Afghanis and Arabs are white