Question #1: Why are you a fan? Are you really a reptilian?

Me too. Like, how/why is anyone a fan of a corporate executive, generally?

“Friend”, because we would never speak again.

Seems like like since I had kids, my hair falls out a lot. Even though my youngest is 14. Plus I dye it a lot, so maybe thats why.

Just imagine sweat pouring down your face, you’re totally green, and then all of a sudden, THIS SHIT. This self-indulgent WARBLGARBLALWBDHAAAATRRRRRGHHHH IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

IBS is the woooooorrsssssttttt.

The truth. You speak it.

Fucking monster. Half of the time any woman in my family gets on the freeway she’s trying to plot for her fucking IBS AND I AM INCLUDED IN THIS “honey can we not make that last pit stop i’m feeling THE PAIN”

I would have run away screaming if my BIL had ever been so weird with me.

“She also points out the benefiting factor of some surgeons choosing to offer bonuses to their patients, such as allowing them to nominate a friend for a free facelift”

Most of my doctor’s numbers I find written in sharpie on the walls of bathroom stalls in bars.

Anybody who uses Groupon for their plastic surgeon or dematologist is hitting the bottom of the barrel. Good doctors don’t advertise, ever. In fact, finding their phone number is difficult.

Good for you, man! I’ve heard good botox stories and bad botox stories. If it works for you, it works for you and you’ve nothing to be ashamed of.

I get Botox. So, fucking, what. My eye area looks better, I feel better and I can apply eyeshadow for the first time in years. My eyelids haven’t matched the rest of my face in years. Try an 80 year old woman with a 30 year old face. By getting Botox, I elevate my brows and soften the hoods of my eyelids so makeup is…

I fucking love this woman.

Never a bad time to relive this. And this was just over cheap Yankee Candles. I can't imagine the rage over a $60 candle.

what is this movie i need to see immediately

Punching down isn’t really cool. see Craig ferguson’s monologue about Britney Spears. It might be true, but it isn’t necessary, helpful, intelligent or kind.

I think they can acknowledge that she has them without wanting her to stay as publicly associated with substance abuse within her field as she has at this point.