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It’s because Lindsay’s excuses for going into rehab were always that she was being “hospitalized for exhaustion.”

I hate to say it, but I’m totally team Lohan here. Lindsay is no longer courting the press/the press has moved on, kind of low for Lawrence to bring her up like this.

Yeah, I agree on the stylist front, it was just the first thing that came to mind.

  • Finally, an invite into Zayn Malik’s backyard. [ONTD]

I have to go with Lawrence because I like her and because she out-meaned the original Mean Girl. Wit is not Lohan’s strong suit when Tina Fey isn’t writing her lines.

After that story of her running around nude at a wedding, I assumed she at least wasn’t sober any more.

I think it was a pretty crappy thing for Jlaw to say and she should apologize.

i am wondering if she is back on drugs

I wonder if she even could though. She was a child star, and it’s not like she’s got a normal family or education to fall back on. But yeah, hopefully she can find some sort of normal-ish, celebrity-adjacent job (maybe a stylist?), and get herself together.

“But still, I rise. Usually, around two in the afternoon. And once I pop a few aspirin and figure out where I am, I take an Uber home.”

I feel like someone must have had a hat full of every celebrity name in the world, drew out two names, and that’s how the coupledom of Katie Holmes and Jamie Fox came to be.

Everyone should be more like Maya Angelou.

Oh Lindsey. Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey. LINDSEY, Lindsey, Lindsey. Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey. Oh Lindsey. Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey. LINDSEY, Lindsey, Lindsey. Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey,

I mean. Are they pretending Lindsay didn't have substance abuse issues?

It must be stressful to be a warning and not a person.

Name-dropping Lohan is more effort than it’s worth at this point, even for a joke. Can’t say I’m sorry to see her relevance fading each year.

My mom has ridiculously fine hair. She puts her hair up and it’s a teeny little ponytail. It’s so fine it can’t hold a curl.

we still have cher though. always and forever.

“It was very emotionally traumatizing (which sounds silly but it’s true).”

I’m allergic to aloe, so the whole line was a no-go for me, since it’s basically ALOE IN A JAR. I guess I should probably be glad now.