Hopefully, he’s happier with his second wife.

Well over 30 and still get a gift labeled “From Santa.” My sis and I also continue to get mitts and socks each year (to keep our paws warm) each year addressed from our dog, who died fifteen years ago. ...magic?

My parents for many years had that photo of the baby sunflowers in pots which added to the sunflower themed home that exhisted. 90s is all about the sunflowers don't you think?

Nope. Cuter with puppies!!!

My mom still does that too. She even uses big loopy letters that look nothing like her writing to write the FROM SANTA tag and keeps a roll of wrapping paper different than our usual stuff.

Usually the only person who gets Santa presents now is my dog. Cause that’s fuckin cute.

see...I just don’t....find it funny. at all. even the clever ones.

oooohohohoohhohohooo my god

bwahahahah this is like when i learned that michael flatley lord of the dance was dancing his last show recently...

i hate anne geddes but these chubby lil mermaids are making a strong case for her.

Anne Geddes is Thomas Kinkade of photography.

You’re not that great of a troll, you know? Keep trying, don’t worry, you’ll get better with practice.

I was also inconsolable but my mom was an asshole about it. Your dad’s answer was very sweet!!

Here’s my personal favorite

The worst part of the shelf elf? If I see one more picture of where the parent-posters on FB put their goddamn fuckin Elf I’m going to break into each of their homes and behead the goddamn thing.

My dad used to fling us around (gently) all the time until he hurt his back. That was a sad day for us.

Because money for TLC and money for the Duggars.

I can’t get past that one guy looking like a very sickly version of Aaron Rogers.

Plenty of marathoners poop their pants without help, Taiwan Marathon Ghost. *tsk*

The only thing scary about her is that she looks to be taking a dump in the bushes, in that first photo.

she looks like a runaway ghost from a low budget horror movie