Why is he wearing a backwards apron?

guys i figured out who biebs is straddling

His hair looks like a brown paper bag.

where....where is her head?

Damn. I was hoping for a Biebs as step-father storyline

this is gross

Ugh I hate this matte finish on cars. How do you make an Audi look cheap? Matte finish.

What? What is happening here? Not in a who is this little greaseball straddling kind of way but a what is going on with this photograph kind of way. Is she wearing black and that’s why the leg looks so weird? It looks like a photoshop fail. Like I expected the answer to the article to be that he was pranking his…

The danger sign of impending mansplaining: putting a hand on a lady’s shoulder and starting with “You see,...” Christmas with the in-laws is just a few days away, and I'm already steeling myself for that.

I for one, enjoy a good time out on the lake, fishin’ for compliments. Take ‘em how you get ‘em. Bring your usual awesomeness for bait.

I like your comments and I believe it adds having you here. In my opinion, you're one of the good ones.

Fuck. :(

This is The Black Cat! He is pretty shy, but he likes me because I captivated him with knitting. He loves to have his belly rubbed.

So I have my big, once-in-a-lifetime (except I hope not) trip to Africa next Sunday and I feel so unprepared. I have my big, badass backpack (I’m legit in love); I have my passport (thank you, Chicago Passport Agency); I have my visa for my layover. I do NOT have an itinerary for Joburg nailed down, nor do I know what…

Hmmm all I have recently when confronted with bad news is a picture of my new love, my parents’ puppy, Roxie. I hope it helps! Much love to you!

I bought this cute cute cute hoodie from Gmarket last nite. It was my xmas gift from me to me <3

Oh, right, it’s already Saturday.

...Mom? Is that you?

I have done no holiday shopping. Like none. Gotta get cracking.