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Bethesda games have characters and stories and unique locations and lore and history and a sense of humor and varieties of combat and different playstyles and expansions. No Man's Sky has red planets, and blue planets, and green planets, and sometimes you can't find anyone to sell you chrysonite.

What abrasiveness? She's so upbeat all the time. I never hear people here complain about Bill Burr or Anthony Jeselnik for being "abrasive." Is it possible that what is so abrasive isn't her comedy or her personality, but her identity and point of view? In which case it makes sense for her to keep bringing up her…

Jim Gaffigan did 11 questions a little while ago. He's not funny either but he didn't get nearly the vitriol that Cameron gets. It's definitely disproportionate and homophobic.

Qurk-pop

The great Chicago sandwich is not the gross Italian Beef. It is the jibarito, invented in Humbolt Park in 1996.

Did the AVClub actually publish a piece of writing with the word "impactful" in it?

This show uses numerous long takes in wide angle, which means everything has to be perfect for a take to be used. That means they have to do several takes of each shot to get a good one. They can't just cut around a flubbed line or a bad bit of blocking. Also, long takes require rehearsal because the editor can't go…

Nevermind then. He's a goldbricking bum trying to shine you guys like a bunch of rubes.

There were 21 speaking parts in the first episode. Let's say that's unusual and the average was 12 speaking parts. Fifty minutes per episode, which is about twice the length of an episode of Louie. Let's say it takes two weeks to shoot an episode. Assuming the two leads are there every day, and the other actors are…

Bangers.

Elba is 43. Roger Moore was 46 when he made his first Bond movie, and continued to play him until he was 58.

That's how I feel when I watch their YouTube channel. They need a sound person, a gaffer, an editor…those title animations are great, but the rest is like bad student work.

It proposes that Dre's early studies of architecture in Los Angeles affected his overall musical aesthetic and business philosophy. Sort of "Los Angeles Plays Itself" meets "Behind the Music." It's only 11 minutes long. I saw it at PS1 in Long Island City. It was my favorite thing in the museum that day. Very strange…

If you'd like to learn more about Dr. Dre while enjoying a more sophisticated analysis of the material, try Ilja Karilampi's "The Chief Architect of Gangsta Rap" on Vimeo.

The first two episodes are both supposedly excellent. Supposedly…

During the period when Tamzarian would have been operating in Vietnam, the Albanian security agency Sigurimi was allied with China, conducting operations in Europe and Asia. The agency continued to use agents to subvert enemy activities internationally until 1992, when it was disbanded (and reorganized as SHIK)…

You do realize that Shakespeare gave that line to a character who is in the middle of a 64-line monolog, in a play that in its original form takes 5 hours to perform? Right?

"Titular"? Are we all using "titular" now?

At the time, I think the "live TV production of a classic story with musical numbers" in Scrooged was supposed to stand in for the general laziness and cowardice of network programmers, and Bill Murray's intervention was his attempt to redeem himself by giving the audience something honest and weird. Funny, here we…