Not psyched about this so far.

That movie sucked. Ignore it.

Ganja and Hess is the most extraordinarily beautiful and bizarre vampire movie ever made. It's a crime that it's been so hard to see for so long. Cop that shit day one.

That was on their first album. They were pretty much Garfunkel and Oates but with even fewer punchlines on that record. This is from Pristine Smut: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Episode dedicated to the memory of David Bowie. Does that mean we aren't going to see Phillip Jeffries again?

Looking forward to "20 Years Later," which tells the story of the fun stuff going on at Camp Firewood in September of 2001. From what I recall, there were plenty of hilarious cultural touchstones from that particular moment in time that they could mine for comic gold.

That Murmurs album is a sexy, sad, romantic pop record with sophisticated and delicate production by kd lang. The song "Squeezebox Days" was featured on the soundtrack to the indie drama All Over Me, which has my vote for best riot grrl compilation ever released - Helium, Sleater-Kinney, Babes in Toyland, Geraldine…

Some great directors like Robert Altman, David O. Russell and Mike Leigh use improvisation really well. The problem is that people like this Andrew Cohen guy and Paul Feig think that just running the camera on a professional improviser counts as directing a movie. Even the Upright Citizens Brigade used improv as a…

Hollywood only produces cheap horror movies, gross-out comedies, CGI action sequels and retread romantic comedies. Why should people who care about movies give a shit what is in Hollywood movies when they seem incapable of making anything good at all? Can't we just get rid of Hollywood altogether? The filmmaking…

Georges Franju's film Blood of the Beasts (Le Sang des bêtes) presents the horse slaughterhouses of post-WW2 France as a technological marvel that allowed the country to pull itself out of the darkness of the war. Or at least that's what the narrator would have you believe. The images of the film create such a…

It has to go on this long, because Laura Palmer's murder isn't the story anymore. The whole thing has to be about the Black Lodge, which means that as soon as Cooper is able to tell anyone what happened to him, the whole thing is finished. If you think of the 18 episodes as one long story, the first six episodes are…

I wonder if it's "preference" or if she's typecast as a sci-fi lead because she seems smart, i.e., she has short hair and looks angry all the time.

Marvel has had so much success, I can't understand why they insist on polluting the brand by moving forward with their failures. They have more money than they could spend on ten Marvel universes. How did Iron Fist get all the way to the premiere without Marvel starting over and getting it right? Practically zero…

At 5% interest, it's about $2,000.

If you're going to have a surreal vacation in Chicago, I recommend the Chicago Pizza Summit, where a nightmarish abundance of pizza pies are available for the public to sample. Tickets go on sale tomorrow.

Funeral in Berlin, and Then Later, a Baseball Game

On Her Majesty's Secret…Baseball?

Astropussy

At least we know the poetry for the next four years will be good.

It turns out he was talking about the music video for Björk's "Bachelorette" and they got the picture wrong. Whoops!