This is why we need to teach critical thinking skills in schools.

The personage referred to in this post — I must say that I am not acquainted with them on a recognition level. Is this individual a known quantity with whom I should be familiar?

It’s not their fault you’re built like an NFL player and look like a dude. Usually they dress petite or beautiful women

That was such a nom sequitur.

I think its time for a special session of Shade Court?

Don’t have a rage stroke! Lemme help you calm down.

Regardless of the merits, this is REALLY bad timing, dude. Your name is going to be handcuffed to BROCK TURNER UNREPENTANT STANFORD RAPIST forever.

DiCaprio is terrible in everything. Full stop. However, he might be ok in the Johnny Depp biopic. I think he could really immerse himself in the role of entitled, overrated shitbird.

I mean he named his son Brock...

Batter up! Hear that call...

You’ve got some serious issues

It’s a lot of digging, Sqarr.

Gawker/Jezebel should restrict the use of the word shade to articles written/edited/review by her Woke Honor Judge Kara.

It says “helmed by” so does that mean she’s directing? Did she cast herself?

Dolly Parton

I say this a full blooded Jew, but that is a great name. It’s so great, I almost (almost) want the name to legitimately catch on as a term for something, like getting really wasted (“I drank so much last night, there’s an alcoholocaust in my stomach right now”) or fucking up a drink in some way, like when the…

#IdolsSoWhite

We have 999 happy haunts, but there’s room for one more!

So this site has basically every Karaoke song ever made. It’s amazing. I waste so much time browsing there.