How weird! I was just wondering, “Hey, what’s Totti up to nowadays?” So sad to hear about his indentured soccertude.

I ask this with immense fondness: u mad

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Yeah, but he wears a fanny-pack in 2016, so..............................................?

Casual sex is fine. And totally worth it, I’m sure. Just don’t get into a long-term relationship with any of them.

there’s always this one

The Bush ones remind me of the creepy clown bed from The Simpsons for some reason

OT. But Bobby. Guess where I am :

“Miss Jackson, if you’re namaste”

Remember everyone: no noose is good noose.

Someone come get your Woke Bae ;)

Ugh. I’m still pissed Queenie died in AHS: Hotel.

A house of corrections is an old term and was essentially a jail. It was a place where people went before they were convicted of crimes. Now it’s a place where people go while awaiting trial and also when their sentence is a year or less.

“According to one source, the couple was grabbing groceries at Gelson’s earlier this month when LaBeouf, 29, told the cashier that they were set to get married”

“her engagement finger”

Right. They’re not bad commercials, and she’s not bad in them. The ~~optics~~ are just...bleak.

It’s not a lack of reading comprehension skills. It’s willful ignorance and denial.

Ok, but why did you just spend three paragraphs arguing against an argument that neither this post, nor the article it referenced made?