Can’t say’s I blame her...

Can’t lose!

I dunno. Sounds pretty glam to me.

*AHEM*

My go-to response to opinions that I, for whatever reason, cannot countenance:

Oh, my God. Quit milking it, lady.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait...
While I agree that there’s a lot in “School Daze” that’s sophomoric and inept, it’s not without its moments. Specifically, this one:

Yeeeeesss?

This observation of his remains, to this day, one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard:

Nah. Not proactive enough.

I wish somebody would have a closer shot ~at~ Taylor.

I cosign every point made herein.

Agreed. I cosign every point made herein.

Patty Thirst.

Spyan Sneakrest.

Guuuurl...

I’m sorry. *Whose* Cinderella?

Stop. It.