Like my girl always says:

Don’t dignifying those sloppily-stitched dishrags by calling them “chic”!

I’m pretty sure Helen’s made juuuuust enough changes to constitute breaking the syntax, thus avoiding actual plagiarism. Still, lazy af.

Forget cuddling. Smothered and covered, please.

Yeah... but it's "Chicago," which is, to put it indelicately, the village bicycle of Broadway. Wendy Williams herself headlined not too long ago, fwiw.

I think Prue says it best:

Child, speak for yourself.

I would've said Jeremy Renner's impolite ass.

Not necessarily in that order.

“I hope there’s a live-action Lion King coming...”
I swear 'fore ever-loving God, Mark, if you've talked that shit up...

“... I am also the Queen of France.”

Now, *that's* a young actor I can get behind. Or, can get behind me.

From me to you:

Was he... wrong...?

Friday Night Light-His-Ass-Up.

Serena Prairie-View. What's good?

I'm pretty sure this isn't shade: "semi-satisfying" or otherwise.

The phrase is also used on, of all things, an episode of “Fame”... entitled “Beginnings.” Debbie Allen’s Lydia Grant faces off against a casually racist colleague who drops the expression without even thinking about it. Lydia then proceeds to read her for filth. It happens at 34:46.