Nonononono. NOT how it works. She needs to get the fuck back up there and stay there. REAL Christian martyrs don’t get to go, “Ohhh, this cross is too high!" or, "This fire is too hot!” or, “These lions are too sharp!"

Go home, Mina. You're drunk.

Wait, is asking if Facebook is "still a thing" still a thing?

Hey Shia, my bed is a pretty loving, familial environment. Feel free to film here any time.

I have not been able to get over how outstanding this is.

I do, too, but not because of a splash aversion; I simply can't conceive of a situation in which standing is EVER preferable to sitting.

("Hannah Montana" was a Disney Channel show; not Nickelodeon. :P)

Oh, my God do NOT let her hear you call this "shade"! Are you out of your mind?!

“Wanted" may be misstating the case here.

For whatever it’s worth, Your Honor, I commented on the BuzzFeed Zayn article, decrying their misuse of shade. You’re making a difference!
(Btw, they’re starting to use the word “drag” over there, and it’s frightening me...)

*sigh*
“Blow— good deed— goes un-cum-ished.”
There. I hope you know I’m a little deader inside than I was when I started.

“No good deed... goes unpunished!"

Max Goof, Donatello, Chanticleer from "Rock-A-Doodle," Robin Hood (the fox one)... The list of cartoon animals that I would date is extensive, and I refuse to be ashamed.

I've heard Hell has some pretty wacky iconography.

Are we still pretending that "Let It Go" isn't, in and of itself, a blatant rip off of "Defying Gravity"?

Your fumove, Taylor.

I could never use Ciara’s “Oh,” because, even though I love it, every time I hear it, something bad happens to me. I could also never use Janet’s “If,” because, the whole time, I’d just be thinking about how hot her entrance was.

Still... would.

This happens to me, but almost only when I'm listening to a musical theater score. Does... this mean I have a fetish?

That's not shade. That's a burn