“One what? Cute couple? I don’t think so!”

More. This. More of this type of comment. Please.

This is fine and everything, but the real question is: how do we get to "Sugar Sugar" from here?

Right?! Hag's sounds like a Kafkaesque night terror, and I am totally about that life.

Honorable Judge Brown, by whose fuckwit reading of the law did "Tay Tay" shade iTunes?

I think we’re all missing the real issue: what are we going to do about Carron? I’m partial to candlestick, but I’ve got nothing against wrench or revolver.

I do insist upon conservatory, though.

I've been saying it for years: Philip Treacy is not to be fucked with. He is the Nightmare King.

I actually have a very pressing interest in the condition of his balls. Namely, I'm interested in him pressing them against my uvula.

Um... check the handle, lady. And then act like you know.