It had something special. Honestly, if you can stomach the extra banging, Geordie Shore was an acceptable substitute.

That joke was pure fan service and I’m here for it.

Totes. Qyburn don’t fuck around

Ramona: “I toast to your marriage. I hope you don’t fall flat on your face with him”

Lol the cookbook was a dead deal long before the relationship.

Sonja’s blurred out nipples really elevate this.

She had such an aesthetic in the early days. All she wore were tight satin dress shirts or lingerie dresses that made her boobs look way saggy. Paired with diamond hoop earrings, acrylic French manicure, and drinking chardonnay INSIDE HER BENTLEY CONVERTIBLE IN A STRIP MALL PARKING LOT as she listened to her own songs.

I don’t trust these writers for a second with sexual assault, but I do think the idea with Bran was not to show her how powerful he is, but to show us how confused and inhuman he’s becoming as he gets overwhelmed with all the information he has. He see’s whatever is shaping the people in front of him, not their…

I find the people saying that it can’t be revenge porn because she has posted racy pictures of herself before to be disgusting.

Don’t worry about me.

But now I don’t know what shape of fancy ice cubes she went with. How can I LIVE?

Just ask Kim Richards and Lisa Rinna

Are you kidding me?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT MICHAEL CAINE

mfw Shade Court is back and I have a new ep of the Read to listen to

Nobody will throw anything at you, we are too busy claiming your share of the cheese.

Brenden Frazier’s delivery of the line, “Hey Benny, looks like someone’s on the wrong side of the RIV-ER!” was Oscar worthy, and still one of my favorite lines to yell out with little to no context or provocation.