I feel like if you stare at that post for a while you’ll begin to see the very, very, very subtle message conveyed in that phrasing.

Why don’t you take a moment to think about this callous and irrelevant remark?

UM EXCUSE ME THE RUGRATS DID IN FACT GET OLDER

Anecdata: Chyna got her hair done by my stylist a couple months ago, just her and Rob in the salon after hours with a couple staff members, and she said that they were clearly genuinely in love (no cameras present). Also they were both really nice and not as weird as she expected. IDK, man, I am on #teamangela…

American Horror Story: The Adventures of Marcia and OJ

“Reckless white people vehicle”

Same team! I cannot fathom the idea of being expected to rush to the ER (not visit in the hospital, mind you) for a coworker with whom I have a tenuous-at-best best (if not a downright contentious) relationship. I would not want a frenemy coworker showing up if I was in the ER. But I am not an attention black hole…

I just keep finding reasons to use this.

What if they got secretly married like Janet and Jermaine and it won’t come out until 20 years later when they divorce so RiRi can marry an oil billionaire!

I’m stuill trying to figure out why she is getting a pass on this ‘kylizzlemynizzle’ shit. Nope. Tired of this family using black people and black culture as interchangeable pieces of set dec.

Nothing should say “it’s over” like Paris Hilton photographing her way through your event

Oh Don. I miss him!

Maybe no more Kelly’s on any Real Housewives, ever?

But don’t worry she’s COLLEGE EDUCATED.

Concentrate lemonade and limeade, on the other hand, is the shit.

I attribute Loveline to pretty much all my knowledge of safe sex, the majority of sex relationship advise was solid. But once he got away with stigmatizing people with childhood trauma and campaigned that they were broken and unfit for relationships with “normal” people, he snow balled into the dangerous rehab…