So here is an idea, let us not insult the cherished religious traditions of other people by turning them into a beer-fueled idiot fest.

My children are all millennials.

Start a spreadsheet of times you’ve said you’re available yet not been scheduled, and who got it instead, and when you have enough data to make a case, go over his head and threaten to sue for discrimination on the basis of sex if the matter isn’t fixed.

I’m the lone millennial in an office of conservative boomers ... and I’m also the only IT person.

I can see your original comment and this one with the screenshot. You got Kinja’d.

agreed but just to be clear, nothing to do to apologize to us or the courts about. he should have apologized to her for being shitty, and he did, basically immediately and before this all came out.

Westerners have this knack for taking anything sacred, adding alcohol or rampant addiction and selling off the bastardized version of ____ to the nearest chump.

It’s always the people that actually have nothing to apologize about that apologize the best.

“I don’t have any social media accounts!”

“Actually, I don’t use my phone much at all...”

I tend to rub my phone on my shoulder (cotton tshirt) after I use it, mostly because seeing smudge marks on the screen bothers me.

Here we go with the germs again. All you have to do is spit on it, wipe it off on your pants and carry on. Done. 

People actually fucking say that? I must be the only old white guy in America that minds his own goddamn business.

I think this goes to the whole Trump supporter conundrum. McCain actually thought she stopped a crime…….except it was only in her head. This must be the cognitive dissonance going on in approx 30% of the US voting population. In their heads they are seeing something that is not there.

It is different because whenever that terrible fucking Kid Rock song starts, we all collectively go “Ooh Werewolves of London” and turn up the volume.  And then we get mad and change the station and swear at our kids in the back seat.

And here I was, thinking that Janelle had merely purified herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

We debated this. Ultimately, there were two staffers, who shall remain nameless, that maintain the Showgirls sex scene is “intentionally and artfully bad” and therefore actually good.

Any “bad sex” list without the Showgirls pool scene is dead to me.

There’s also lots and lots of terrible not good pizza out there.

“What’s that old saying about sex being like pizza? Even when it’s bad, it’s still good?”

Only for men. When sex is bad for women, they have a lot of pain (30 percent of women report pain during vaginal sex. Imagine the outcry if 30% of men had pain.). Bad sex for men is like a 7/10, for women it’s 4/10. Same words,…