I’m on the Pete Davidson Crush bandwagon. Then again, I like ‘em tall and skinny in general. I feel like he genuinely loves and appreciates women. I’ve never heard comments or rumors about him being a jerk boyfriend or cheating. He always seems to be authentically happy and appreciative that a woman would be into him.

I know this is always a fraught conversation (I swear I’m not intending to kick off a discussion about corset perceptions outright) but I think my favorite moment was watching them tightlace her into a corset...

...then put her in a regency style gown where the effect of a tight-laced corset is absolutely meaningless!

I kind of think a lot of the reaction to the early-aughts fashion resurgence has less to do with the actual trends themselves and more to do with bad memories of the absolutely horrific body standards of the time. Like, I remember seeing an article about how to dress for your body type in a teen magazine, and it being…

Colors of the world, vax up your life, every boy and every girl, vax up your life.

I want more 90's anthems turned pro-vaccine songs:

“I didn’t even want to be in them,” he continued, while visibly perspiring. “Who wants money and fame in some of the biggest movies of our time? I’m happy watching the old stuff anyways, back before it got mainstream. I definitely didn’t audition for the new ones, and never heard back, ahaha, why do you ask? Oh, you…

If you recall my house hunt post last week: Our offer on the first house we liked wasn’t accepted, but we found another we liked a couple days later and they accepted our offer on Wednesday! We will be closing by the end of the month! Thanks all for wishing us luck last week! I almost can’t believe we found a house…

There’s a shortage of microprocessors that have resulted in very limited new stock at dealerships in the US. It kinda got combined with people dropping their stimulus on new vehicles. As a result used cars are also overpriced. People are ordering cars and waiting months for them to arrive from the factory.

You know that Wayne Gretzky quote “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take?”

Hey Jezzies! June 30th marked six full months of non-drinking for me. It’s been much less of a struggle as time goes on, but then a series of unfortunate events will happen that humble me and show me how much of a journey this still is. Take today, for example. I decided to take a solo hike to get some fresh air and…

Right? It kind of seems like an “everybody wins” situation, with everybody including us boring, non-celebrity internet denizens.

This speaks to me. I was having a particularly lonely in-my-feels Sunday so I went to my local shopping center which houses an Ulta, Old Navy, DSW, B&N bookstore, World Market and Pets Mart. I wondered between the stores for hours ending up at Pets Mart to see the adoptable kitties. I stayed within my self imposed…

I have a set of adjustable dumbbells at home that I have been working out with ever since the start of the pandemic and it’s super hard to bench a lot of weight with it. Not because I can’t bench, more because my wrists aren’t strong enough to align the weights in the first place. I’ve never missed a barbell rack…

Mid-length denim skirts are the daily staple of the Pentecostal women who work at my company. They are never okay and I would bet my life savings they’ll be gone from those catalogs in a hot minute.

I am Caftans & Cocktails and I wholeheartedly approve. I suggest you thrift your caftans. I have quite an amazing collection of them I have scored at Savers and Goodwills. Combine with a pair of wedge sandals, a cocktail in a whiskey tumbler, and a pair of oversized sunglasses, and take a walk about the grounds (or…

I had a badly entangled first relationship turned friendship except sometimes not platonic. I was young; that shit was exhausting. In subsequent breakups, I made a clean break. We aren’t friends online or in real life. I have been told this is immature. You could tell me it’s illegal and I still would not care. When…

The problem with a denim skirt that is longer than your knees is that even if you wear just a bra with it, I’m going to automatically think “oh is she one of *those* Christians?”

I’ve come to live by the mantra of “Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly”.  A ten minute walk isn’t a thirty minute workout, but it’s better than nothing.  Getting out of my pjamas at 2pm is better than staying in them all day. Flossing once a week is better than never.

“Have a backup outfit + shoes that live at work. Never rely on this outfit as one that you’ll be using” — This is a great tip! I’ve been working out in the mornings for over a decade, and I can’t count the number of times I forgot to pack a bra or underpants and had to buy a backup at the CVS next to my gym before…