FYI: You’ve got some “she/her” pronouns in the second paragraph.

This is a feature of the industry in part because it makes adult women feel insecure. If you can’t make a woman insecure, it’s harder to sell her something, especially something expensive.

This is like Caludia Jesse, who is 31, playing the young teenager Eloise on Bridgerton. Every time she’d show up with her bangs and extremely low, mature voice, I would laugh really hard. It was so distracting. Especially when the actress playing Daphne is only 26!

Personally, when I think of that kind of dude, I think of an asshole.

I’m very lax about getting my flu shot (some years I get it, many I don’t), and I scheduled my COVID vaccine as soon as it was available. So, add that data point to the chart.

I cannot be the only one emerging from this 200% more misanthropic than I went into it. There are people I was friends with for years I barely talk to now because they supported reopening... last April. There are people who are no longer friends. 80 percent of my FB feed has been culled to the bone to get rid of idiot…

“Flattering” is a problem, regardless. I’m not plus-size anymore, but I was during the worst of the polyester sack years, and those years still inform my trepidation around shopping.  Now I’m well into middle age and I’m supposed to “flatter” my body by hiding it as much as possible while still fighting to look like a…

Knives Out was badly written? You really want to criticize someone else's writing?

I’m tall (5'10") with slim-to-average ankles and wide leg cropped pants look like trash on me too. I pulled on a pair recently and immediately said, “Oh fuck, hobbit pants.” I have a couple of pairs of “skinny” jeans that aren’t actually skinny and fit more like a slim-straight and touch the tops of my shoes, and I…

Amen! Fuck “flattering”!

The best example of a man who can do both (facial hair and no facial hair) is Chris Evans. Also known as Best Chris. Cheekbones and jawline of a god, but can grow a mighty fine beard.

Gosh I forget how terrible the fashion could be in the 90s. People pick on the 80s frequently...but man the 90s were terrible too.

We all love competence, but doing this whole yas kween thing with any politician is fucking horrifying. They’re public servants, they work for us, and the higher up they get the more likely they are to be working publicly against the will and best interest of most Americans. They’re not all soulless ghouls, but your…

because that is the type of woman whose videos he produces over and over again

Also, being asked if your friend can date your ex should pretty much always be translated to “do you mind that I’m already dating your ex?”

According to the article, it’s someone else’s tattoo, Gwen just shared it. Evidently I now do more work than Jezebel writers.

If you follow any of the IG gossip accounts like DeuxMoi, multiple sources claim that Bennifer 2.0 is completely manufactured by JLo (to redirect the narrative to portray her as a sexy, desirable woman rather than someone who was cheated on) and Ben (to create some positive press for a change instead of just being…

I got offered a job (in a museum) for $27K in 2000 and I couldn’t take it - I had to start paying off student loans and didn’t want to live with my parents forever.  Flash forward to 2019 and we have an intern at my current job who was offered $25K for a first job!  I’m like, how are the wages even lower now???

It’s the $10 leather couch bullshit.

also: making vegan okonomiyaki is a superpower and super effective